if i get one more fucking e-mail from teleflora persuading me to save 5% on some stupid carnation shit for valentines day, i'm going to scream.  i don't get it - i unsubscribed to their e-mails, but they don't really care.  they really want me to save that fucking 5%.  really.  maybe its a sign.  maybe i should send someone some carnations so that ( Read more... )

drunk girl behind me at the florida theatre:  *screaming, jumping, "dancing"*  "WHOOOO!!!!"
me:  *thinks to self*  what the F is she doing??
security guard:  "ma'am, please sit down.  you need to sit down."
girl:  "can i move to the aisle?  can i move to stand in the aisle?  because i need to dance.  are you going to let me dance?  don't tell me i can ( Read more... )

These are the only pictures of any FO's I have from 2006. This was the twiggy tweed from knitty...  my sister's christmas prez.  yay!  one day, i'll get the pictures from san diego uploaded and there's more knitting in those.  i know you just can't wait.  also, this is the grossest mattress stitch on the planet.  please disregard the fact that this ( Read more... )

i bought a bunch of this, and i forgot which sweater i'd decided to make...  not the ones below, though.  i'm so confused.  :(


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elevator, take me home...

i wish for a lot of things. and one wish in particular is probably the equivalent of hoping to win the lottery without purchasing a ticket.

maybe i should by a ticket. kat - wanna send me a cali scratch off? awww... i miss when you used to pick 'em out for me. stop looking at porn and buy me a ticket, bia. <3 ( Read more... )

da ba dee da ba die...

Love doesn't exist, that's what I'm trying to tell you guys. And I'm not picking on love, 'cause I don't think friendship exists either.

adhd CAN be fun ( Read more... )

hey,

i know i said that i wasn't going anymore, but i am going to the fartjar tonight.
lemme know if you'd like to go as well.

love,
me