How I Beat ESPN at Predictions.

[piney61]

Nobody picked the Phillies to make the WS. I did though and it was on the radio! Okay so it was RIC Radio which only goes to like...some parts of Providence but that's all. However, hooray me! :) Also My Favorite Red Sox Blog That Isn't Center Field has some hilarious hypothetical one-sided transcripts of Tito's talks w/ the team. Some of my

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[talonvaki]

Oh wow...this is just the most awesome thing of ever. At first I thought it was from a Dugout or something because it's the exact sort of things I wish Tito would say, but never thought I'd ever get so lucky as to actually have him say them!

Especially the Tek part. Although Yukilus Cornelius is pretty damn hilarious too. I can just see him licking his pick-ax.

[piney61]

It was hypothetical, but honestly I wouldn't be shocked if he said half of this stuff.

[aesvir]

Lolz. Thanks for linking to this. I adore Varitek, but he does do the cuddly passive-aggressive teddy bear routine sometimes. (But please come back, Tek!)

[piney61]

No problemo. He does tend to do that. I'm kinda torn on keeping him or letting him go, though I'm leaning towards the latter only because his agent is Scott Boras and Boras is completely insane and has mad brainwashing powers. So yeah. He'll make Tek think that 2 year deals are insulting and since Omar Minaya is completely insane, he'll probably get some big ass deal with the Mets or something.

[blinding_voip]

LMFAO. Youk as Yukon Cornelius = brilliant. Leanne and I already decided that Jeremy Hermida is Hermy the elf, too. Awesome.

*goes to read the rest of the blog*

[piney61]

Whose Rudolph? I'd think Jim Thome would be Rudolph because his nose is kinda red and he's all goofy. And whose the Yeti?

It's Youk-on Corneilius :)

[horsecrazyliza]

Chad Finn is the shit. And, I must say, I love Timlin's:

"... In fact, I'm pretty sure I could take you deep right now, and I can't even feel my %*$** arms. It's time. Now if you don't mind, please put down the crossbow. You're frightening Millsy."

[piney61]

Chad Finn is pretty much my favoritist non-CF blogger...though Bradford and Speier aren't to far off.

I like the JD Drew one too. "I'M ADDICTED TO ADVIL WRAPPED IN DUBBLE-BUBBLE AND SKOAL!!"

[horsecrazyliza]

Same. I'm quite addicted to Beyond the Box Score, too. /dork

Yeah, but it makes me sad. I know a bunch of people who've had herniated disks who were unable to even get out of bed...

[center_field]

AWWWWWWWWWWWW, shucks.

[piney61]

It's true, though :)