THE BATTLE OF SEXYNESS

[pinball_wiz]

It has come to my attention that Maryam Mair considers herself sexier than me. I find this ludicrous, not to mention absurd and potentially WACKY.

WACKY LIKE WACKY HAIRED KEVIN!!!

Comments

Colleen speaks the truth.

[imprtywutru]

Curtis Marie Kemp IV of course. Maryam is just misinformed that is all. Have a wondrous day all.

I've seem Curtis in the nude

[anonymous]

He has a statue-esque physique under all those tight shirts. Its like an angel cried from joy, and out of the holy puddle sprang forth curtis, in all his sexy splendor. He dances like Shirly Temple under the tutelage of her tap danceing negro. His hair smells of lavendar and his touch is strong yet yeilding. And hes hung like a horse.

I VOTE CURTIS
Josh

[anonymous]

Please, Curtis is the sexiest man alive. If I were gay I'd do him hard. In the butt. And the ear. God he's so hot. But it's not gay. Not gay, never gay.

Matt Longo

Curt is the sexiest WOOT

[anonymous]

Tonight like all nights, I shall go to bed dreaming of curtis, naked on a bed of roses. One day I will awake form my slumber to see curtis sleeping beside me covered in rose petals...Me thinks this comment has gone a bit gay...but as you said curt its not gay to think you sexy

Sincerly,
James "BJ" Marchinkowski

Baby

[anonymous]

I vote the baby head sexiest.