THE BATTLE OF SEXYNESS
It has come to my attention that Maryam Mair considers herself sexier than me. I find this ludicrous, not to mention absurd and potentially WACKY.
WACKY LIKE WACKY HAIRED KEVIN!!!
No I do not know this man. He was the sad result of a google search gone wrong. He isn't even that wacky if you ask me. I'm sorry I even brought Wacky Haired Kevin up. Please forgive me. To make up for it I'll show you something that really IS WACKY!!!
THE HIDEOUSLY FREAKY MUTANT DEAD BABY DOLL!!!
No I suppose that's not wacky at all, just the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen and it will haunt my dreams till the day I die.
SO. On to what this update is really about. WHO do you the reader think is sexier, ME or MARYAM. If I find out Maryam has gone out and told you to vote for her, I'll have the mutant baby doll kill a Manatee, so don't even think bout it. Pssst guys, it's not gay to vote for me. It's never gay, not gay at all.
Now, no votes start until I put pictures up, so don't think about getting an early start. Unless you know your going to vote for me because I have a big sexy ass booty like gazaba melons. I will kill everyone who doesn't vote for me. EVERYONE. Thank you.