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pimpcoatbankai

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Nov 12, 2009 11:59

Does anyone know the best way to get a freaking WOLF to stop TRYING TO KILL YOU?!

[ooc. Toushi has been chased by a giant wolf all day that has been desperately trying to get a fight from him. Luckily the wolf has a terrible sense of direction and has been unable to catch up with him. The wolf would also be Zaraki Kenpachi. He has now locked himself ( Read more... )

~koi, ~blood, plz to not be killing me today kthnx, ~youth, ~furball, ~ghost, ~smoke, what is this fuckery?, ~brooklyn, ~codename, ~fred, ~eyepatch, ~kazahana, get in the car it's a wolf!, ~cecdan, ~seven

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inthecenterfold November 12 2009, 03:12:44 UTC

Try killing IT sounds like a start.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:25:24 UTC

I threw a rock at it but it just WAGGED its tail at me!

inthecenterfold November 12 2009, 03:27:41 UTC

Dude, a rock? Don't you have a weapon or anything better than a rock?

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:38:25 UTC

At the time, no!

I've got a sword.

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burntorangesky November 12 2009, 03:15:15 UTC

[LARGE INKBLOT]

We have wolves now?

[Inky paw prints]

Do you have a weapon of some sort?

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:28:08 UTC

It's one of those talking animal things everyone's got.

Yeah, I have a sword but I have no idea how to use it.

burntorangesky November 12 2009, 03:35:52 UTC

[Pause] It is still trying to kill you, despite understanding speech?

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:39:13 UTC

It laughed and told me to quit whinin'.

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kleptomonkey November 12 2009, 03:17:13 UTC

Right now, you can't. Everyone's got this animal guardian thingies [smear as her familiar corrects her] okay, familiar following them around for a while. Mine's a grumpy old hawk with one eye.

I'll trade ya.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:29:07 UTC

You want a wolf that wants to kill you?

Take it. Seriously.

kleptomonkey November 12 2009, 03:30:10 UTC

[ink splotches]

Nevermind. The hawk kinda got mad at me for trying to get rid of him.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:36:53 UTC

You can have the wolf. You don't even need to trade me for him.

codenamewiccan November 12 2009, 03:18:44 UTC

C-c-carefully, c-c-carefully -ly.

Jokes aside, survey suggest avoid it if at all possible.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:31:13 UTC

Gee, YA THINK?

codenamewiccan November 12 2009, 03:39:12 UTC

You asked for the best way! You could always ask someone like Lady B to stop the wolf.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:48:20 UTC

I don't wanna put anyone else in danger!

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snowburned November 12 2009, 03:21:55 UTC

Are you sure it's actually trying to kill you? No one else's animal has done that.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:33:28 UTC

I'm sure! It keeps yelling at me to fight it and then it CHARGES AT ME!

I could really use some advice on how to use that sword right about now...

snowburned November 12 2009, 03:34:19 UTC

Try asking the sword, then.

pimpcoatbankai November 12 2009, 03:40:44 UTC

...how?

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