[There are slow, begrudging words written across the page]

If anyone sees a really creepy looking c
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TAKE OUT THEIR LEGS FIRST.

Makes it a hell of a lot easier to cut their heads off if they can't chase you.

It's been a whole year already. Time really does fly when you don't remember anything, huh?

[ooc: Toushi's currently sporting this getup for the event.]

Dear screwed up, sadistic, fucking hilarious bastards who gave me that damn hourglass, who put me to sleep for a damn day, and who locked me up in a cocoon while it was happening, scaring everyone important to me in the process:

GET BENT
And have a nice day.

So... three other people got one of these things too.
Anyone else?

I need a haircut.

 
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Uh, Kiba. I'm not gonna be able to make it to work.

I'm sick.

Real sick. It's probably contagious.

[He's not. He's just looks like this and is refusing to leave his room.]

Whoever did that to the cat: you know you're a dead person.

What kind of freak goes around sticking candy on a retarded cat's paws anyway?

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