((Ok.. so Ukki's poor and sick and homeless. And this is a picture of him now. A sideways picture.. because, uh... he's so poor... he can't even afford to... stand up... >>...))

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Oh shit. I haven't heard anything from the crazy sand hag in ages, but I don't know that she's not fucking invisible or something, and she's gonna try and post porn of me online or something. Goddamned ghosts. I hate them more than fucking gypsies ( Read more... )

Hmph. So last night, I was planning to go to Suna... just for a vacation and shit, so I got Jiraiya and his toad to carry me. I was gonna sell my porn for a plane ticket, or something, but Jiraiya's not that fucking bad, and he just took me for free.

>< I got there though, and there was nowhere I could fucking find to stay! So I texted Kankuro, ( Read more... )

I need a fucking place to stay. The idiot doesn't know how to properly treat a plant with respect! It's like I'm a no-good bum or something going around without a place to stay >I thought I'd found someone who could help me out with Kakashithead's place, but THAT didn't end up happening. Jounins are useless ( Read more... )

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The Konoha supply of sex slaves is alarmingly depleted. It's so hard to get a good following these days ( Read more... )

THAT NARA PERVERT KID PLANTNAPPED ME ( Read more... )

Alright, fuckers ( Read more... )

I HAVE THE POWER OF IMMORTALITY ( Read more... )

Those little quiz things. They're the fucking stupidest thing I've ever seen. Unless you're a complete dumbass, (which is entirely possible for most of you people) you should fucking know they're total crap ( Read more... )