[hetalia/gilbert+alfred] all your mercy are belong to heartbreaker-chan

Feb 13, 2011 04:01

so when i heard 'journalists!AU, gilbert/america'
it translated into 'anachronistic neo20's songfic with copious amounts of lusty bromance'

titled DON'T YOU SEE? YOU BELONG WITH HEARTBREAKER-CHAN
pair Prussia/America, no fucking regrets at all
rated PG???
warnings uh. songs. songs from a very popular culture. a lot of fucking anachronisms.
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%slashstyle, rated pg, [hetalia], there is het, omg! fic, %oncrack

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leriacossato February 13 2011, 18:02:34 UTC
lksdghlkdfgdj

all those song references i can't even

no but this one was the best
They were single gentlemen who couldn't afford to put a ring on it.

the snort i let out was not human.

but this was lovely. well done darling.

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ezyl February 13 2011, 18:26:00 UTC
I WAS GONNA DO THE TO THE LEFT THING, BUT THIS ONE SEEMED TO WIN OUT |D

sobs oh darling lenina i tried very hard believe me i did
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leriacossato February 13 2011, 22:35:13 UTC
wait am i the only one who didn't pick up the abba reference because i mean really

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ezyl February 14 2011, 06:01:02 UTC
slkdfj there was no reference to abba what are you talking about they're all making this up >:

oh and i sent you the code!
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lizzypan February 13 2011, 18:20:24 UTC
OH MY FUCKING GOD

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ezyl February 13 2011, 18:26:27 UTC
.......IS THIS A GOOD OH MY FUCKING GOD OR A BAD OH MY FUCKING GOD D8

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OH LOOK IT'S ME HERE WITH THE WRONG ACCOUNT. /AGAIN/ lizzypan February 13 2011, 18:38:30 UTC
Just. this title. You are such a cheesy person I don't even. fdkjgn.

THE DAILY WICKERBASKET SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE NEWSPAPER NAME, OH GOD. And Angelina Jolie's seventh child oh god no please neverrr happen. AND ABBA. THAT'S AN ABBA REFERENCE, RIGHT?

...this review is already so incoherent I'm so sorry I'll try and make this easier ldfkngfdkjgn.

she was a sensible girl who kept her hair tied back and played tennis in her spare time and was really more than a little foreign to the country but you could have never known from the way she talked,

KAY SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS SONO AT FIRST, BUT THEN OF COURSE I'M WRONG.
...AM I?

AND $1.69. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, BUT HAH. HAHAHAHA.

"Hey, we're no strangers to love," Gilbert explained, more to himself than to Alfred. "Let's go all the way to-night. No regrets, just love."

OH MY FUCK.

Matthew cried legitimate tears because he was one in a million.

THIS PLUS THE EDUARD WITH A CIGAR IN HIS MOUTH MADE ME DIE. OF HAPPINESS. I AM SO HAPPY. OH MY GOOOOOD.

Hotsy TotsyTHAT ( ... )

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THANK YOU FOR YOUR LONG, PAGE-STRETCHING COMMENT densha_romeo February 13 2011, 18:45:32 UTC
>: i can be cheesy if i want it's cool right right

@ABBA AND SONO REFERENCES A-AND $1.69: MAYBE MAAAAAAYBE you will never know okok that is a symbol of our remarkable love, this deception and secretto feeling que je te donne
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rivals February 13 2011, 19:36:33 UTC
"Hey, we're no strangers to love," Gilbert explained, more to himself than to Alfred. "Let's go all the way to-night. No regrets, just love."

"Never gonna give you up," Alfred agreed, and that was that. They were single gentlemen who couldn't afford to put a ring on it.

OMG WHAT DID I JUST READ

I THINK I LOVE IT

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s-sobs brolita?! ezyl February 14 2011, 06:02:12 UTC
YOU READ MY MIND WHILE IT WAS DOING SOMERSAULTS AT THREE IN THE MORNING, THAT IS WHAT YOU READ

;3;

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sonofon February 13 2011, 20:51:06 UTC
OH MY FORD

why are you so beautiful. Maroon 5 (and how old is that?) and ABBA and not putting a ring on it and

Most of the time he managed to inform the pretty cashier girl down lane four of his predicament, and she sympathized with him; she was a sensible girl who kept her hair tied back and played tennis in her spare time and was really more than a little foreign to the country but you could have never known from the way she talked, and although she went on and on about how she sounded like she'd just gotten off the boat from Australia

is it true or isn't it 'cause ford in his flivverrrhkla;dad ;~;

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sonofon February 13 2011, 21:03:34 UTC
AND GATSBY

I FORGOT THE GATSY

frances why are you so cool

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ezyl February 14 2011, 06:06:54 UTC
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT ERNEST

NONE AT ALL

and if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it >:

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sonofon February 14 2011, 06:28:10 UTC
also i can't believe believe i didn't say it earlier, but little lion man &hearts

I THINK YOU ARE A BIG FAT LIAR FRANCES >:

ahem.......

/takes out a ring and gets down on one knee

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chromatic_coma February 13 2011, 21:01:08 UTC
...what.

i am not sure if i should love this as much as i do but i do so there.

They were single gentlemen who couldn't afford to put a ring on it.

:) ♥

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ezyl February 14 2011, 06:05:52 UTC
ffffffff this pretty much sums up my reaction to all the songs i tried to scrape from my brain. X)
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