[hetalia/gilbert+alfred] all your mercy are belong to heartbreaker-chan

[ezyl]

so when i heard 'journalists!AU, gilbert/america'
it translated into 'anachronistic neo20's songfic with copious amounts of lusty bromance'

titled DON'T YOU SEE? YOU BELONG WITH HEARTBREAKER-CHAN
pair Prussia/America, no fucking regrets at all
rated PG???
warnings uh. songs. songs from a very popular culture. a lot of fucking anachronisms.
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OH LOOK IT'S ME HERE WITH THE WRONG ACCOUNT. /AGAIN/

[lizzypan]

Just. this title. You are such a cheesy person I don't even. fdkjgn.

THE DAILY WICKERBASKET SOUNDS LIKE A HORRIBLE NEWSPAPER NAME, OH GOD. And Angelina Jolie's seventh child oh god no please neverrr happen. AND ABBA. THAT'S AN ABBA REFERENCE, RIGHT?

...this review is already so incoherent I'm so sorry I'll try and make this easier ldfkngfdkjgn.

she was a sensible girl who kept her hair tied back and played tennis in her spare time and was really more than a little foreign to the country but you could have never known from the way she talked,

KAY SO I THOUGHT THIS WAS SONO AT FIRST, BUT THEN OF COURSE I'M WRONG.
...AM I?

AND $1.69. I DON'T KNOW IF YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE, BUT HAH. HAHAHAHA.

"Hey, we're no strangers to love," Gilbert explained, more to himself than to Alfred. "Let's go all the way to-night. No regrets, just love."

OH MY FUCK.

Matthew cried legitimate tears because he was one in a million.

THIS PLUS THE EDUARD WITH A CIGAR IN HIS MOUTH MADE ME DIE. OF HAPPINESS. I AM SO HAPPY. OH MY GOOOOOD.

Hotsy Totsy

THAT IS. IDE. OMG. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I SAID OH MY GOD YET. I LOVE YOU. ASKDJF.

GILBERT B. FLINTSONE, AWWWYEAH.

and the ending. the ending. ESTONIA YOU ARE SUCH A SMOOTH OPERATOR DFKJGNB

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU DON'T EVEN THIS IS THE BEST FIC EVER I AM SO HAPPY ;________________________;

MY FIFTEENTH BIRTHDAY SHALL FOREVER BE COMMEMORATED BY THIS THIS THIS FDNGKJDFN

/DIES

THANK YOU FOR YOUR LONG, PAGE-STRETCHING COMMENT

[densha_romeo]

>: i can be cheesy if i want it's cool right right

@ABBA AND SONO REFERENCES A-AND $1.69: MAYBE MAAAAAAYBE you will never know okok that is a symbol of our remarkable love, this deception and secretto feeling que je te donne

LET'S GO
ALL
THE
WAY
TONIGHT

NO REGRETS
JUST LOVE
fffff if you were curious to know, the hotsy totsy is the longest-running bar in my township xD

but really darling lizzy, happy happy belated birthday you are beautiful ♥

ALWAYS, BB. ALWAYS.

[lizzypan]

you're so cool damn girl

KJSDNFKJSDFNDKJSF I KNEW IT OH FFFFF YOU WHY ARE YOU SO COOL and why so suave as well oh je peu parler Francais aussi~ ...OR AT LEAST I THINK WHAT I SAID IS RIGHT

YOU
MAKE
ME
FEEL LIKE I'M LIVING A

TEENAGE DREAM

thank you thank you this was really so nice and clever and ♥ I'll just count this as a Valentine's gift as well so I won't feel so lonely the day of 8Db

ONLY YOU ;u;

[densha_romeo]

sobs clearly you are the cooler one there is no argument for that

...JE T'AIME

of course! happy valentine's my lovely lovely meru!