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I knew a girl named Nikki, I guess you could say she was a sex fiend.  I met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine.  She said, “How'd you like to waste some time?” and I could not resist when I saw little Nikki grind.  She took me to her castle and I just couldn't believe my eyes.  She had so many devices; everything that money could ( Read more... )

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Goddamn I hate repeating myself.  Why can't people pay attention the first time I say something?

About a week ago I got a new phone.  It's a VX8300, which is a big step up from what I had ( Read more... )

I'm pretty convinced that I can count on one hand the number of people who actively try and "accomodate" for my OCD.  I'm not saying people necessarily don't care, but how am I to think people DO care when they do shit that makes me obsess?  The worst part is that I don't ever say anything.  I just assume people won't understand or won't even do ( Read more... )

A mundane warrior, mean mean stride.  Today's Tom Sawyer, mean mean pride.  Though is mind is not for rent, don't put him down as arrogant.  His reserve, a quiet defense.  Riding out the day's events.  The river.  What you say about his company is what you say about society.  Catch the mist, catch the myth, catch the mystery, catch the drift ( Read more... )

1. Vicarious
2. Jambi
3. Wings for Marie
5. The Pot
7. Lost Keys/ Rosetta Stoned
9. Intension/ Right In Two

Nothing comes to mind as I stare and try to write.

Nurse: Excuse me, doctor, if you have a moment.
Doctor: A moment, what's the question?
Nurse: More on the situation. A gentleman in exam 3.
Doctor: What's the problem?
Nurse: That is the problem....we're not sure.
Doctor: Do you have the chart?
Nurse: Right here.
Doctor: Not much here, is there?
Nurse: No doctor. No obvious physical trauma. Vitals are ( Read more... )