Fic: "Black Cats", RPF (Mélanie Laurent/Daniel Brühl)

[piecesofalice]

Remember when I was a smart girl who didn't ship actors or watch tweendom shows?

No, neither do I.

Blame un_amico (especially butchiemcgee, that enabler!). And Mélanie and Daniel for being so fucking gorgeous.

TITLE: Black Cats
FANDOM: RPF (Mélanie Laurent/Daniel Brühl)
RATING: M (a bit of swearing and sexy tiems)
DISCLAIMER: This isn't true. I do not own these

Comments

[tehprincessj]

This was just so perfect. I love you for writing it. The idea of things legitimately continuing on after the death scene is just delicious, and I love all the internet usage and your Tarantino. Just superb. <3

[piecesofalice]

Aww, thank you so much. <3

I tried to make it as realistic as possible while, y'know, keeping it fiction. I sort of got struck by this thought of how the whole of the internet/tabloids/Twitter/LJ etc seems to work towards encroaching on celebrities' private lives, and how that would affect two people who look quite private.

Teal deer, they should kiss a lot the end.

[suspiriorum]

Aw, I love it ♥ I especially love the mention of Capri, the hotel rooms, Shakespearean tragedy, and Diane and Eli being on to them.
Daniel, Mélanie, and QT are a bunch of enablers right along with me.
Nice mention of the zombie vs. shark scene from Lucio Fulci's Zombie. Terrible film, but the fight seems to be the hilight for everyone who watches it.

[piecesofalice]

Thank you. And thank you for being THE WORLD'S GREATEST ENABLER. <3 (We all know Eli would love this shit.)

I think if you hadn't of posted the Mélanie quote, I'd still be sitting with a skeleton of a fic going, "well, I could just write some hardcore porn...", so the story thanks you.

I should type up the Daniel interview where he prattles on about his dinner with QT - it's so freakin' cute. I just want to smish his face and make him kiss Mélanie's.

[suspiriorum]

I must enable all Shosanna/Fredrick fans because then we'll have wonderful things to get all giddy about. Really, I'm improving the quality of the internet.

Hardcore porn, you say? That's always appreciated, too, but that quote was fluffy like a tiny bunny and it couldn't be ignored (tiny bunnies, like Mélanie/Daniel, are also far too adorable).

YES YOU SHOULD TYPE UP THAT INTERVIEW, BECAUSE I LOVE THAT QT TAKES HIS ACTORS OUT TO FANCY RESTAURANTS TO WOO THEM INTO BEING IN HIS FILMS (WHICH STARTED WITH UMA, BTW).

OMG edited for typos because they broke my brain.

[anonymous]

This is amazing.... And the best thing about it is your use of interviews and information. It makes it so believable..:.

[baggers]

THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SHIPPING ACTORS. :[

[piecesofalice]

I KNOW

LIKE, WHY WAS TOM SO SHY AND ODD IN THE DINNER TABLE SCENE IN THIS WEEK'S TOP CHEF?!

DID HE AND PADMA HAVE A ~MOMENT~ AND THUS MADE HIM AWKWARD!?

{/goes to hell}

[baggers]

IT WAS BECAUSE EVIL TOBY YOUNG HAD RETURNED!

(remember that time i said mean things about him on twitter and he replied? good times.)

[piecesofalice]

WAIT

WHAT?

When did this happen!?

[beerbad]

<3333333333333333333333333333 I want more!

P.S. Your Tarantino voice made me laugh. :)

[piecesofalice]

I will attempt more, I promise! Danke <3

(In my head, QT screams about candy all the time. I have a voice I use in real life for him, too. *facepalm*)

[suspiriorum]

JUST TO INTERRUPT, BUT IF QT SCREAMS ABOUT CANDY, IT'LL TOTALLY BE ABOUT THE '70S CANDY BAR, MARATHON: