Look, if they didn't look so damn cute together, this wouldn't have had to happen, people:


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I'm a horrible person. And I was bored at work. And come on.


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I wrote something! It's Monday Couple fic! Yes I did!

TITLE: Funny How Things Happen
FANDOM: Running Man RPF (Kang Gary/Song Ji-Hyo)
RATING: PG for fluffy fluff fluff
DISCLAIMER: WARNING: THIS IS FLUFFY CRACK FROM THE FLUFFCRACK TREE. This didn't happen. or did it

( 'It started as a joke.' )

*shuffles in, sheepishly* Hay guyse.

So. I liked Inception. Thus, of course, my reaction was to write the most obscure RPF ever.

TITLE: White Owls
FANDOM: Inception RPF (Ken Watanabe/Marion Cotillard)
RATING: R
DISCLAIMER: This didn't happen. No, really. It didn't. Honest.

( It's not even a page. )

TITLE: The Truth About Lying
FANDOM: Inglourious Basterds RPF (Diane Kruger/Til Schweiger, hints of Daniel Brühl/Mélanie Laurent)
RATING: M
DISCLAIMER: This isn't real. MORE'S THE PITY.

( She only sleeps with him when she's too tired for anything else. )

Remember when I was a smart girl who didn't ship actors or watch tweendom shows?

No, neither do I.

Blame un_amico (especially butchiemcgee, that enabler!). And Mélanie and Daniel for being so fucking gorgeous.

TITLE: Black Cats
FANDOM: RPF (Mélanie Laurent/Daniel Brühl)
RATING: M (a bit of swearing and sexy tiems)
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This is for my sajee, who may be the only one who understands my need to write fic where Tom Colicchio makes Padma Lakshmi food at all hours of the night.

NINE
"Sourdough"
Top Chef, Tom Colicchio & Padma Lakshmi

( 'Sourdough' )

Ever get one of those fic bunnies that will never leave you alone, until you write it in desperation on a Sunday night? RPF, completely platonic, about two TV hosts who don't really know each other and are bonded only by a love of food?

No? Oh. Uh. Here, have a fic!

TITLE: Take It Off Your Mind
FANDOM: Top Chef (Padma Lakshmi & Tom Colicchio)
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