Fic: "The Truth About Lying", RPF (Diane Kruger/Til Schweiger), M

[piecesofalice]

TITLE: The Truth About Lying
FANDOM: Inglourious Basterds RPF (Diane Kruger/Til Schweiger, hints of Daniel Brühl/Mélanie Laurent)
RATING: M
DISCLAIMER: This isn't real. MORE'S THE PITY.

Comments

[suspiriorum]

I LOVE THIS! YOU FINALLY WROTE TIL/DIANE YESSSSSSSSSS.

It's so bittersweet and you can just feel Diane's conflict and Til's ache ♥

FUCK YEAH JSOHUA GETTING PUNCHED IN THE NOSE!

Fassy being a lovely gentleman ♥

Danie/Mélanie! ♥ I had to read their little mentions over because OMG.

The last line is perfect, yes.

I LOVE IT.

Now write more Daniel/Mélanie, please?

[piecesofalice]

Awww, danke. I couldn't do it without your LOLZ *tears, Oscar-speech style*

Do you love how Til's all "...>:|" because he's Til? I love them and I want to write 384738 pages of German Film Star RPF until my face falls off. Until it's time for MORE Daniel/Mélanie, of course.

You need to give me a prompt for more Daniel/Mélanie action. THEN I SHALL WRITE YOU MORE.

[suspiriorum]

I'm glad my insanity can inspire others, especially when it's RPF involving sexy people.

I like that you included his >:| face and described it perfectly without just typing, "Then Til was all ">:|" (though I'd enjoy that, too). I want more Daniel/Mélanie with August and his hot wife Julia (I will always refer to her as such) teasing Daniel because they can so tell how he feels. OMG YOU COULD WRITE ABOUT AUGUST AND HIS HOT WIFE JULIA ON ZANY, GERMAN ADVENTURES THAT END WITH THEM DOIN' IT BECAUSE ASIDE FROM ACTING, THAT'S ALL THEY DO.

Daniel/Mélanie prompt, you say? How about some backstory on all of this awesome:

[piecesofalice]

Maybe I should write a fic where Til only talks in emoticons? IT WOULD BE AMAZING. AND AMAZING. AND...ANNOYING.

I think you have ~inspired~ me with your suggestions for in-character sexy tiems. It, and GaGa vids, will have to wait until tomorrow, for reasons best explained by Harvey and a screencap of my telephone:

[mezzafredda]

wow! I never shipped them, I never even so them as a pairing, but.. now I think I do. <3 Thank you for writing it. It's beautiful.

[mezzafredda]

*saw O_O ohgod. My grammar always goes to hell when I'm impressed.

[piecesofalice]

Oh, thank you - I know I've done something right if I break someone's grammar. ;)

And you MUST think of them together, with their beautiful German-ness! (I do feel bad for Josh Jackson though...)

[piecesofalice]

A FINE COMMENDATION INDEED! Thank you, and I'm glad you liked it. ;)

[kismeteve]

I'm trying to figure out who everyone in the photo is, but I'm distracted by Thomas Kretschmann. ROWR.

[piecesofalice]

For your consideration, I present:

(L to R): Til Schweiger, Diane Kruger, Heike Makatsch, Matthias Schweighöfer, Alexandra Maria Lara, Daniel Brühl and Heino Ferch. The ladies sitting on chairs (L to R) are Franka Potente, Julia Jentsch and Nadja Uhl. The handsome gents on the floor (L to R) are Moritz Bleibtreu, Herr Kretschmann and Jan Josef Liefers.

I was going to put a <3 after my favourites, BUT I LOVE THEM ALL.

[kismeteve]

I'm very proud of myself for knowing eight of those actors, and now I need to catch up on the ones I didn't know.

[machiavelli_imp]

I'm trying to figure out who everyone in the photo is, but I'm distracted by Thomas Kretschmann. ROWR.
He can lie on our floors any time he likes, yes?
(Or Matthias, or Til, or Daniel, but preferably Thomas.)

I was going to put a <3 after my favourites, BUT I LOVE THEM ALL.
Compared to their American counterparts, German actors can not only actually act, but also look stunning. I honestly thought that Herr White Shirt on the RHS was Sebastien Koch, but it's Heino Ferch, of whom I had not heard.

As someone who avoids het at all costs, I FUCKING LOVED THIS WOW.
This must be the first RPF involving living people that I genuinely enjoyed. It's beautifully crafted and emotional and for once I'm reading RPF that isn't going to send me to the circle of Hell reserved for shipping men in Hugo Boss and boots. There must be more Diane/Til!

[baggers]

I OBJECT ON THE GROUNDS THAT THIS WOULD NOT MAKE JOSHUA JACKSON HAPPY.

[piecesofalice]

I ALREADY HAD TO ADMIT I WROTE THIS TO JOSIE'S PACEY-LOVIN' FACE! I FEEL SO GUILTY, THEY LOVE EACH OTHER SO MUCH!