reasons to NOT sleep with jack sparrow.

[timebomb]

CHALLENGE 19 SECOND CHANCE: REASONS TO...
reasons to not sleep with jack sparrow.
yes, there are spoilers for all three films. and yes, there is adult content, i am talking about sex here ppl. also, this is a light-hearted joke at jack sparrow's expense. please do not take it seriously; no offense is intended to any fandom.

Comments

[ittykat]

LMAO!

This is great! A+ Would LOL again.

[dreamoftheday]

A+ picspam bb, I'm cracking up over here hahaha.

[poncho_san]

omg I loved this! Your comments were hilarious! And the pictures you chose were priceless. Honestly, I've never understood the appeal of Jack Sparrow. He always grossed me out. I would screw Johnny Depp, but never Jack Sparrow.

[burningqueen]

As someone who took one look at Jack Sparrow when she was thirteen and promptly decided he was the Hottest Guy Ever, you have totally ruined by teenage years. But you made me laugh while doing it.

[suzyx]

LMAO. This was hilarious. LOVE IT.

Will Turner FTW.