reasons to NOT sleep with jack sparrow.

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CHALLENGE 19 SECOND CHANCE: REASONS TO...
reasons to not sleep with jack sparrow.
yes, there are spoilers for all three films. and yes, there is adult content, i am talking about sex here ppl. also, this is a light-hearted joke at jack sparrow's expense. please do not take it seriously; no offense is intended to any fandom.

Comments

[visiblemarket]

sores on top of sores get double scores

LOL. Oh man, this is the best picspam ever posted.

[apoliticalphase]

LOL IRL. Really loved this picspam. It was hilarious! A+ ;)

[starbucksweetie]

This was great. When I watching the Pirates movie, I did think the character was sexy - but I can see I was horribly misguided :)

[spiderstars]

This is basically the Best Thing Ever and you are an absolutely fabulous writer.

[gega_cai]

lol irl i love this post