"ME, MYSELF, AND I 
THAT'S ALL I GOT IN THE END
THAT'S WHAT I FOUND OUT
AND IT AINT NO NEED TO CRY
I TOOK A VOW THAT FROM NOW ON
I'M GON'NA BE MY OWN BEST FRIEND"

never-ending list.

1. I've just finished painting my nails and my boob is really itchy. dang.

2. My face mask is drying and I suddenly get really thirsty. dang.

...TO BE CONTINUED...

Even though I'm still scared as HELL of them, t-rex are kinda cool now.

The female makes a call, the male calls back, ONLY when he has a gift (aka FOOD) and then keeps his distance while she enjoys.
oh that sounds lovely <3

bahaha then once the food is gone, the female tires of her mate and he leaves.
I think I'm a female t-rex reincarnated.

"You know I DO creep on you"
7:18 pm

"It's like a man buffet, scattered bits of attention from various places around the world with out having to settle on main "entree" while still keeping yourself satisfied."

-M.R.

"50-50

I'm all alone in this world, she said,
Ain't got nobody to share my bed,
Ain't got nobody to hold my hand-
The truth of the matter's
I ain't got no man.

Big Boy opened his mouth and said,
Trouble with you is
You ain't got no head!
If you had a head and used your mind
You could have me with you
All the time.

She answered, Babe, what must I do?

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