Comments | phyxis: My Virgin Slide-Rule...

phyxis

My Virgin Slide-Rule...

Mar 12, 2009 00:24

My Virgin Slide-Rule is a Frigid Bitch.

That's what I get for leaving her out in the cold.

:-)

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phyxis March 14 2009, 02:55:33 UTC

Awesome. Now if it was the -only- result, I'd be really impressed. :-)

At least the only other result is a para-quote from Gargoyles.

hastka March 12 2009, 13:04:43 UTC

It seems I should be able to cook up some marginally dirty pun about sliding logarithmic scales, but it's 6am here in AZ, so I'm going to blame sleep deprivation.

phyxis March 14 2009, 02:56:19 UTC

Well, I rubbed her down thoroughly, chased her grooves, and lubed her up... she's right as rain now!

wolfstoy March 12 2009, 14:20:19 UTC

Just put it between your legs and warm it up!

phyxis March 14 2009, 02:56:51 UTC

She's tough to operate in that position though. :-/

equinas March 12 2009, 15:11:45 UTC

It's always cool reading your LJ because I generally have no idea wtf you're talking about!

weredog March 12 2009, 18:51:17 UTC

Wow. Now I don't feel so alone.

phyxis March 14 2009, 03:07:15 UTC

Pickett N1010SL-ES, 10"/12" machined aluminum slide-rule.

weredog March 14 2009, 08:49:46 UTC

The slide rule.....is that the rule that says if you don't use lube you get rug burns?