When I was a child, they taught me that the sky is blue. I looked up and I saw blue above me. I sat down with my crayons and some paper and I coloured the bottom inch of the page green and the top inch blue. In between, I drew a house with four-paned windows, and a stick figure family that was bigger than the house.

As I grew older, I saw other ( Read more... )

One man was from England, one from France and one from Canada. They got acquainted and started talking about their wives. The guy from England began by saying: “I told my wife in no uncertain ( Read more... )

No, the vocals to lip movements in this music video spoof are not perfectly lined up. It doesn't matter. It's still hilarious. Trust me. http://www.jibjab.com/view/183392

I do check in and read my friends list on this thing every now and then, even if I'm horrible at responding (even to the replies I get- sorry about that ( Read more... )

In our prayer group, we've decided to try praying our way through the Gospel according to Matthew. I've purchased a devotional commentary that presents the gospel in chunks of thought and provides meditations and prayers. Today, we read the genealogy of Jesus which ends, "So all the generations from Abraham to David are fourteen generations; and ( Read more... )

Question: Raining cats and dogs: what could be worse?

Today's horrible joke has been brought to you from some random part of the internet.

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All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, and those who gender confusion, at the end of this month is my thirtieth birthday. It's a landmark, a milestone, for all who choose to view it that way, and I invite you to help me celebrate it ( Read more... )

Isaiah 9:2-7
Psalm 96
Titus 2:11-14
Luke 2:1-20

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I'm not a fan of Tarot, but felt like wasting time and found this interesting. I haven't forgotten I've promised art to people.


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