From Riley and Lachlan and Tab, and that guy down the road.

[phtgrphcscot]

01. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?

Extinguish him, and call an ambulance since I dinnae think I could bear watching him get burned on top of everything else..

02. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?

Aye, well, my best friend is sort of pregnant by association. I was happy.

03. When is

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[pullmysteth]

What arsehole guy up the street?

[phtgrphcscot]

Erm, it was a bad joke? Just figured it may as well been a guy up the road since I've seen it on everyone else's journal in my very small world of people.

[pullmysteth]

Oh. Well, that's okay then.

[phtgrphcscot]

Are you jealous, Dr. Browne?

[drcampbell]

Michael Jackson cassette...

[phtgrphcscot]

Aye, what of it, Campbell?

[drcampbell]

Nothing. Do you want me to walk around with one glove and my hand on my penis so you don't feel so empty without it?

[phtgrphcscot]

You do realise that I sold it because I didnae want it, aye? It's nay like I was selling a part of my Led Zeppelin. But you can walk around like that if you really want. I wouldnae stop you.