From Riley and Lachlan and Tab, and that guy down the road.
01. Your ex is on the side of the road on fire. What do you do?
Extinguish him, and call an ambulance since I dinnae think I could bear watching him get burned on top of everything else..
02. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Aye, well, my best friend is sort of pregnant by association. I was happy.
03. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Last fucker to make a Braveheart joke to me.
04. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
I dinnae know, I’ve never thought about it.
05. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
I couldnae tell you. Maybe Rebecca.
06. What are you craving right now?
Riley Hot tottie.
07. What was the last thing you cried about?
Erm, everything that’s happened recently.
08. When you buy something and your change is a penny...do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
Keep it.
09. What color is your tissue box?
Floral, I think.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nay, there isnae a fan here, or back in Scotland. I couldnae ever see a need for one. It would only push the hot air around.
11. What is the last voice mail you received about?
A job I was asking about.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Losing Riley because I was a fucking idiot, and then nearly losing him again because of some fucker with a needle.
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
I havnae been there.
14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Aye, and I only sold a toaster and a Michael Jackson cassette.
15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I cannae remember… Probably whisky.
16. Are you happy right now?
I cannae even begin to know how to answer that.
17. Who came over last?
Tara.
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Aye, I suppose.
19. Dark or light jeans?
Dark. Though I couldnae care less so long as they fit right.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Lost in Translation.
21. What is in your pocket?
Lip balm, and keys.
22. Where do you hurt?
It’s nay me that’s hurting.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Erm, clothing?
25. When is your birthday?
July 22nd.
26. What are you going to do after this?
Probably hang out on the couch again. Seems to be my current home.
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse like Riley.
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nay.
29. Is someone plotting your demise?
I dinnae think I’m in anyone’s way, so I hope not.
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Nay, but there was that one cousin who couldnae keeps his hands to himself at my other cousin’s wedding. Tosser.
31. Does someone like you right now?
I couldnae say.
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Nay.
33. Do you like the color green?
Aye, it’s nice if it’s natural-grass, trees, etc.
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Again, I couldnae say.
Extinguish him, and call an ambulance since I dinnae think I could bear watching him get burned on top of everything else..
02. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
Aye, well, my best friend is sort of pregnant by association. I was happy.
03. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face?
Last fucker to make a Braveheart joke to me.
04. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
I dinnae know, I’ve never thought about it.
05. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
I couldnae tell you. Maybe Rebecca.
06. What are you craving right now?
Riley Hot tottie.
07. What was the last thing you cried about?
Erm, everything that’s happened recently.
08. When you buy something and your change is a penny...do you keep it or tell them to keep the change?
Keep it.
09. What color is your tissue box?
Floral, I think.
10. Do you have a ceiling fan in your room, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
Nay, there isnae a fan here, or back in Scotland. I couldnae ever see a need for one. It would only push the hot air around.
11. What is the last voice mail you received about?
A job I was asking about.
12. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
Losing Riley because I was a fucking idiot, and then nearly losing him again because of some fucker with a needle.
13. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
I havnae been there.
14. Have you ever had a garage sale?
Aye, and I only sold a toaster and a Michael Jackson cassette.
15. What was the last alcoholic beverage you had?
I cannae remember… Probably whisky.
16. Are you happy right now?
I cannae even begin to know how to answer that.
17. Who came over last?
Tara.
18. Do you miss anybody right now?
Aye, I suppose.
19. Dark or light jeans?
Dark. Though I couldnae care less so long as they fit right.
20. What was the last movie you watched at home?
Lost in Translation.
21. What is in your pocket?
Lip balm, and keys.
22. Where do you hurt?
It’s nay me that’s hurting.
24. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
Erm, clothing?
25. When is your birthday?
July 22nd.
26. What are you going to do after this?
Probably hang out on the couch again. Seems to be my current home.
27. What is your favorite dessert?
Chocolate mousse like Riley.
28. Do you have the same name as one of your relatives?
Nay.
29. Is someone plotting your demise?
I dinnae think I’m in anyone’s way, so I hope not.
30. Has anyone ever mistaken you for a family member?
Nay, but there was that one cousin who couldnae keeps his hands to himself at my other cousin’s wedding. Tosser.
31. Does someone like you right now?
I couldnae say.
32. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
Nay.
33. Do you like the color green?
Aye, it’s nice if it’s natural-grass, trees, etc.
34. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
Again, I couldnae say.