Doug the motherfucking Barber

[phoxnsocks]

Today this guy Doug drove a fucking hour to hang out, and then realized he forgot his wallet when we went to do something. He wouldn't let me pay for anything, so he went in his truck and scrounged up $15 in quarters so that we could go to the movies

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[anonymous]

you have some major fucking issues that you need to work out. i was reading over your recent entries, and it seems that you are on a path to self destruction. i mean for fucks sake, cant you find any thing to be happy about with your life? if not maybe you should put it to use and at least try to make someone elses life better. FUCK!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK! way to waste the time that you have on this planet. your just a waste of goddamn space, an extra car on the road to mess up traffic. i hope im not being to harsh but some people need some motivation. but then again ill bet your idea of doing something with your life is, hangin out or being a stupid fucking slut like every other girl. or maybe not, that is just the conclusion that i have to come to when reading your journal. im not saying that im perfect or anything but god, its very obvious that you are below the bar. well gotta go, hope that you can make sense of some of this and ill check back up on you in the future to see if you are making any improvements. for now just

NO,YOU!

[russian_rockets]

If you check back on these posts,and im sure you will.Understand this. And i will put myself in quotes. "YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON". if you ever come across someones "personal live journal" again. I hope you remeber that you in no way have the right to judge anyone. IF YOU KNOW JENNY,you still have no right to judge her. AND if you want me to fuck you up,let me know,i will be glad to do it.

Cut cut cut myself, Self Destruction is the New Jam.

[phoxnsocks]

Haha, man you need to take a load off and chill the fuck out. I write in my livejournal when I'm happy or when I'm sad. It's not a testament to my inner sanctum, alright? I wouldn't post the deepest facets of my being on the internet, since that would make it subject to the critical eye of people like you. I'm sorry if you let it get to you that in your world I'm a waste of space, but I'm alright with being that car screwing up traffic and so on, because then I'd probably screw your day in the ass, make you late for work due to a traffic jam and you'd get all huffy about it and let it ruin your week like an overdramatic asshole. In any event, I may have issues, but I'm pretty sure everyone does, including you... especially since the simple act of reading your post (poorly written) I can see you have some kind of woman hating complex, since most girls are just sluts and you hate 'people like me'. To you I am just a random run of the mill person, making me everyone and anyone to you. Newsflash: If you hate people by random, anyone and

Doug the motherfucking adorable, dancing Barber. With side comments on "The Critic"

[andreajoy]

God! I still can't get over how cute Doug is. He's way awesome, way to find good people

for the "critic"

[distopiandream]

there is not one human life on this earth that is a waste of space.

[gameoveryoulose]

dude jenny, i dunno, you have a cartoon charactor voiced by john lovitz commenting on your journal. and look how well that guys doing: divorced, bald, low rated movie criticism show, not to mention the lady troubles he's encountered. also not to mention his huge fat ass. it has been said that critics criticize what they themselves cannot do. so, even though said "the critic" is totally misinformed, look on the bright size-at least you aren't critiquing other peoples lives because yours is a complete failure.
::note to self:: become a critic of other people's lives since yours is completely hopeless.

To mr critic:

[sargek99]

Die.