WHAT: Chrisgeburtstagspractfeiertrinkennacht

WHY: TO CELEBRATE THE BIRTH OF CHRIS

WHEN: OCTOBER 24TH 9PM UNTIL WHENEVER

WHERE: CHRISHEIM

COME! DRINK! SIN! BE DRUNK WITH CHRIS!

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TREMBLE

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Vote for Barack Obama.

It worked in Blazing Saddles.

Yo.

It's Monday and I'm still hungover.

Fuck yeah.

WE MUST MAKE SACRIFICE TO ODIN!

WHO: CHRIS, KAT, CARTER

WHAT: THE MOTHERFUCKING HOUSE PARTY

WHEN: AUGUST 16TH, 9PM

WHERE: CALL ME FOR THE ADDRESS, I DON'T LIKE POSTING SHIT LIKE THAT ON LJ

WHY: BECAUSE ODIN DEMANDS TRIBUTE

Yo, anyone with a large vehicle who's willing to help me and Kat move some furniture next weekend please contact me. We really could use the help.

SHALL BE RENT IN TWAIN.

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Watch or I will end your lives with my vast mental powers.

1) 4 LETTER WORD: Clit
2) BOY NAME: Cthulhu
3) GIRL NAME: Claire
4) OCCUPATION: Constable
5) A COLOUR: Cyan
6) SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Corduroy
7) BEVERAGE: Crab Juice
8) FOOD: CORN!
9) SOMETHING FOUND IN A BATHROOM: Condom Dispenser
10) A PLACE: Chris' Apartment
11) REASON FOR BEING LATE: Couldn't get it up
12) SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: