Attention all ladies, the Barnacle has arrived.

That is all.

PS: If you feel my awesomeness is needed, please drop a line and a link to where you think I should go. I'll get back to you as soon as possible.

Dear Resident;

The time we spent together, however long it was, meant the world to me. I would love to see you again but unfortunately I cannot. You see, I am a ghost. I can only materialize once every decade, on the anniversary of my death. I chose to spend my one day among the living with you, sweet resident. Perhaps we will meet again, in ( Read more... )