ZOMBIES ATTACKING MINNEAPOLIS!!

[phoenixredux]

Dear LJ Friends -

I hope you're safe from the zombie attacks that cropped up today. Please comment - I want you all to stay ALIVE and not un-dead! I'm going to try to wait it out here in my office. The building is already pretty empty, and I-394 is a parking lot filled with lurching masses of the undead. STAY OFF THE FREEWAYS, or at least, stay

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[eyelid]

is there some sort of list of zombie survival shelters? I could use one right about now...

[phoenixredux]

I'd invite you in here, but the doors are already sealed, and like I said, you don't want to go NEAR 394 right now. I'm pretty sure there's one in the Foshay building. Wilbur Foshay was absolutely paranoid about zombie attacks.

[grenacia]

I was wondering why a certain co-worker of mine was building a barricade out of pallets of paper! Thanks for clearing things up. We've got plenty of food in here.

[phoenixredux]

Good. Stay safe.

Are you going to try to make it to my place with your bike tonight? We should be able to avoid them on our bikes, since cars are metal coffins.

[grenacia]

Hmm, bikes are more manouverable, but cars are more protective.

Anyway, what time will you be home? I'll come over with my trike, yes.

[phoenixredux]

If I can navigate around the zombie-choked streets, I should be home by around 5:30.

[mercystars]

No zombies out here in Nor Cal today, just the usual bunch of Starbucks-going, SUV-driving, GAP-wearing, American Idol-watching...oh, fuck...

[phoenixredux]

Oh no... How are you going to tell them apart??

[malefica_v]

Braaaaaannnnn!!!

Need something to clear out the ol' decaying innards. Once I joined the ranks of the rank undead, I kind of pigged out.

Only one thing for it...

[phoenixredux]

Whiiiite Caaaastles!