Terrorism 101!

May 31, 2006 23:10

I love it when the news tells us how to be terrorists. Tonight on CBS 3, in a bit brilliantly titled Toxic Trains, we've learned excellent locations of underprotected hazmats. Hazardous materials that you, yes you, the everyday recreational terrorist could hijack or blow up at whim, ruining the lives of your neighbors ( Read more... )

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fuck_aesthetic June 1 2006, 04:07:09 UTC
Anyone with the balls to do it already knows how to find this shit and doesn't need it because when it comes down to it, it's still fucking easy to buy a truck full of fertilizer and diesel fuel.

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phirefly June 1 2006, 04:13:54 UTC
Oh fine fine, but still... who do they think they're "educating?"

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fuck_aesthetic June 1 2006, 04:31:00 UTC
No one. The goal was to shock and scare people into continuing to sit on their couches, being shocked and scared. That's why your country has television news. That's why it's such a big industry. You can make money by scaring people.

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phirefly June 1 2006, 04:34:52 UTC
Fair enough. That does seem to sum up our news pretty well. All you missed was the All Important Weather Report. Really, how weather became NEWS instead of a five minute forecast is beyond me.

Well, and then there are the consumer reports in which you can learn about getting your own Designer Vagina... Or doesthat fall into the shocked and scared category too?

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