i have been wanting to say this for weeks now and i've finally snapped

[phinnia]

Dear world at large

Comments

[pwcorgigirl]

Grease up the car with a squirt of kitchen pan spray down the sides of the toothbrush case?

(I was afraid you were going to say he'd stuck something up a nostril, which would ruin a perfectly good day for everybody.)

[phinnia]

Fortunately he has never done this. <3 <3 (I keep thinking of that one clinic patient, the kid with the kitten and the fireman and the whateverelseitwas up his nose. <3)

[cindy_lou_who8]

I thought the same thing too!

[hitchhiker]

i'm always reminded of the joke about the woman who dragged two howling kids to the doctor. "why's he crying?" "he has two boiled sweets stuck up his nose" "oh. and the other one?" "he wants his sweets back!"

[phinnia]

CLEARLY someone has gotten hold of those Japanese phones. *nods*

[phinnia]

Oooh. Will combine yours and pwcorgigirl's suggestion of kitchen spray for maximum effect. *hughug* <3

[jenk]

If still having trouble, dish soap in warm water is slippery and warm water would loosen the plastic.

[purridot]

I, er, still kinda want an iPhone though. If Rogers Wireless weren't such pirates.

My sister in Japan has a toaster you'd love (if you don't already have one): it imprints the toast with "Hello Kitty" and, when it's done, it sings a little song to tell you, "your yummy toast is now ready!"

[phinnia]

OMG EEEEE.

[chezmax]

A mass cancellating of cell phone plans needs to occur.

Unfortunately, everyone is stuck on 3 year contracts. Sigh. So much for voting with our feet/dollars.

[tsuki_no_bara]

>>the child has a toy car stuck inside one of his toothbrush cases. As The Almighty Mom I am expected to bend the laws of physics and get it out. Um. I'll take suggestions.<<

heavy-duty scissors? when all else fails, cut the sucker out.

also, yay for no pain! less pain? whatever. good drugs ftw. :D