i have been wanting to say this for weeks now and i've finally snapped
Dear world at large,
SHUT UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN IPHONE ALREADY. IF THEY'D REALLY BEEN ON THE BALL THEY WOULD HAVE HAD 3G BEFORE NOW. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A NEW STANDARD. PLEASE.
Seriously, if you want to impress me with a cellphone, get me one of those ones from Japan that does everything the iPhone does but better and probably ALSO has a matter transporter, an instant kitten generator, a vibrator that changes shape according to the user's current desires and the ability to turn shit into solid gold. THAT will impress me.
<3.
Phin.
What else is cool: I can do the dumb housework that needs doing AND still have energy + lack of pain to actually THINK and WRITE. It is AMAZING, seriously. I've forgotten what this is like.
Annoying yet strangely endearing parenting moment: the child has a toy car stuck inside one of his toothbrush cases. As The Almighty Mom I am expected to bend the laws of physics and get it out. Um. I'll take suggestions.
SHUT UP ABOUT THE GODDAMN IPHONE ALREADY. IF THEY'D REALLY BEEN ON THE BALL THEY WOULD HAVE HAD 3G BEFORE NOW. IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S A NEW STANDARD. PLEASE.
Seriously, if you want to impress me with a cellphone, get me one of those ones from Japan that does everything the iPhone does but better and probably ALSO has a matter transporter, an instant kitten generator, a vibrator that changes shape according to the user's current desires and the ability to turn shit into solid gold. THAT will impress me.
<3.
Phin.
What else is cool: I can do the dumb housework that needs doing AND still have energy + lack of pain to actually THINK and WRITE. It is AMAZING, seriously. I've forgotten what this is like.
Annoying yet strangely endearing parenting moment: the child has a toy car stuck inside one of his toothbrush cases. As The Almighty Mom I am expected to bend the laws of physics and get it out. Um. I'll take suggestions.