Ian Math

[phiguy]

falling asleep fully dressed on couch = waking up earlier

waking up earlier = productivity

Therefore

I will never change my clothes again

Comments

[her_stratagem]

you change your clothes?

[phiguy]

I wear my pair of shorts to bed and my pair of pants out of the house. That is changing my clothes.

[her_stratagem]

one of the things my mom and I were fighting about was me "getting ready to go places". She goes, "all you do is wake up and brush your teeth". And in my head I was screaming: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THAT

[her_stratagem]

also my mom just asked me if you "received your salami" and I had to try really really hard not to laugh