Im putting together a softball team and we need people to play specifically male people since its a mens league and yes this is important enough for me to post on her for the first time in over a year!

Dear Snow,

You can go the fuck away now

-Dan

Dear all you idiots who bought propane in the last 4 days,

Go fuck yourselves

-Dan

Dear All you idiots who cant drive in the snow,

Move to fucking florida

-Dan

I got a fucking red ring of death again!!!!!! that is all

I figured maybe I should, just to make sure it still works, although I have no idea who still reads these things. So life is good so far, Im actually working now, I gots me a job at BJs *pause for laughter* in their tire center, I sell tires and propane(but no propane accessories). Other then that I have no idea what is new. Hmmm well lets see...I ( Read more... )

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So first off Ray and I saw GWAR tonight...Oh my fucking god what a spec-fucking-tacular show....I was front row the entire time, I got bled on by a cop, the pope, a soldier, Osama Binladin and jewcifer, I was ejaculated on by Hitler and Oderous and of course the biledrive....holy shit I want to see them again, right now, I am red, very red my face ( Read more... )

So its that time of year again well partially at least it seems that I havent updated this thing in months and months and months, well I guess that isnt exactly true since the last time I up dated was in september after out end of the summer party. So I think that only deserves one "Month" not the other two but alas I am babbling, which I guess is ( Read more... )

I know its been a while since I updated but I just had to share this with everyone kay is cooking dinner....and no its not an instant microwave thing she is cooking pork chops......wow, just wow

1 spiritus kamikazi, 1 shot of coconut rum, 5 smirinoff tripple blacks, 1 captain and coke and a partridge in a pear tree....well not so much the partridge but that is what I drank last night, I was absolutly blasted, tanked, snookered, plastered, you name it and I was it. we played kings which was fun, I ended up getting kissed by adam which was ( Read more... )

So it seems after a long time of putting in apps, its finally paid off, I got a response from TSA(the folks that do airport security) and I have to go in and take a test, if I pass I got a job, I also heard from Home Depot all I need to do is call in and interview and if I do well, I may have a job, I am very excited......yay!