I demand a refund.

[phantomsangel]

All right. So remember how I posted yesterday about my Human Sexuality professor supposedly being hot? Well I had class with him today and...I'm really not seeing it. I mean, on ratemyprofessors.com he received a 5 on the hotness scale (on a 1-5 scale)! And maybe it's because I sat in the back end of a huge lecture hall, but I'm just not seeing

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[ex_kalymura481]

LOL! Now I know what's missing from my psychology classes.
The registration clickers sound like a damn good idea too; we're still stuck with a sheet of paper that takes forever to get passed 'round.

*hopes for naughty fic* I have images of Bush going mock!stern on Hammond. "Did you stimulate your genitals this morning, boy?" XD

[phantomsangel]

Yes. :D The first psychology class I took wasn't nearly as exciting as this one promises to be. :D

AHAHA. I can just hear Bush saying that. "No, really. You'll need to be able to answer this. It's on the lieutenant's exam."

[quigonejinn]

I don't know about you, but in my old Nazi classes, they CERTAINLY asked us whether we'd rubbed one out while thinking of Himmler that morning. :>

Everybody should have on their brain the noise that Hammond makes when he realizes what Bush is ordering him into the hold.

[phantomsangel]

WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK OF HIMMLER AGAIN, ALL RIGHT. *needs no more ass rape nightmares, thankyouverymuch*

Ahaha. I love this little hints of wonderfulness you keep giving me. but that only convinces me more that you should be the one doing this. <333

And I'm trying to write it now. Staring at a blank document. NEED YOU HERE TO HELP MEEEEE.

[quigonejinn]

I SEE THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN IT

I WOULD LEAVE YOU FB DIRECTLY ON THE STORY ITSELF, BUT I HAVE GROWN RELATIVES IN THE ROOM WHO WOULD TAKE POORLY TO ME READING PORN ON THEIR COMPUTERS OMFG AND I COULD ONLY SKIM IT BUT

OMFG

Clearly, I need to take more extended stays in the 13 hour timezone difference. CLEARLY.

Because OMFG. Bush/Hammond porn in the hold with the signal. ANd it's so brilliantly written, with Hammond's POV for the first time, and the idea of Bush -- I STARTED TO TYPE STEFAN -- the idea of Bush's POV for the second. And that last line. Willing and available. And OMFG. How Bush watches for that moment of weakness from Hornblower, and how he wants weakness from Hammond.

Signals. And the stuff about the rain. And Hammond being tired. And oh my GOD, fingerfucking in the hold and Hammond making teethmarks on his own hand and OH MY GOD.

Why won't you write more often? WHY?

[phantomsangel]

AHAHAHA. You're really too kind. Too nice. And I'm so glad you enjoyed it, even if it was a skimming. Read it when there are no aunties or uncles in the room and THEN let me know what you think. Mwuhahaha.

AND I ALMOST DIDN'T WRITE THIS AT ALL BECAUSE I COULDN'T PICK YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOU BETA IT AND.

Why won't you write more often? WHY?

Because then that leaves you to write it. :DD

[black_hound]

Clearly I've been out of school way too long. Then again, in my classes there were actually bona fide naked guys standing around, so ..... XD

And Bush/Hammond plz. *whines*

[phantomsangel]

Ahaha. That's definitely a plus. :P Unless, ya know, they were the old flabby, hippy guys that have no qualms about posing nude in front of college students.

I'm working on it. Or, rather, trying to. I'm sitting in front of a blank document right now and *whines*. I'm stuck and don't know what to do and heeeeeelp.

[black_hound]

Man. These were good looking men. The models -- male and female -- came from the Pennsylvania Ballet company. Lean, muscular and flexible. *remembers it fondly*

And. GOD BLESS YOU FOR THE DIRTY HAMMOND.

[txorakeriak]

*must travel to US to attend those lessons*

[phantomsangel]

Ahaha yes!

*stows you away in her bookbag, sneaks you into class, giggles with you when he says penis*

[sockglue]

Too bad your prof. isn't Johnny Depp. Then you could truthfully say that you have had 'sex' with Johnny Depp. Or Alan Rickman for that matter...in his black Snape wig.

[phantomsangel]

Mmm. There's a lot of people I'd like to have 'sex' with.