I demand a refund.

[phantomsangel]

All right. So remember how I posted yesterday about my Human Sexuality professor supposedly being hot? Well I had class with him today and...I'm really not seeing it. I mean, on ratemyprofessors.com he received a 5 on the hotness scale (on a 1-5 scale)! And maybe it's because I sat in the back end of a huge lecture hall, but I'm just not seeing

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[quigonejinn]

I don't know about you, but in my old Nazi classes, they CERTAINLY asked us whether we'd rubbed one out while thinking of Himmler that morning. :>

Everybody should have on their brain the noise that Hammond makes when he realizes what Bush is ordering him into the hold.

[phantomsangel]

WE SHALL NEVER SPEAK OF HIMMLER AGAIN, ALL RIGHT. *needs no more ass rape nightmares, thankyouverymuch*

Ahaha. I love this little hints of wonderfulness you keep giving me. but that only convinces me more that you should be the one doing this. <333

And I'm trying to write it now. Staring at a blank document. NEED YOU HERE TO HELP MEEEEE.

[quigonejinn]

I SEE THAT YOU HAVE WRITTEN IT

I WOULD LEAVE YOU FB DIRECTLY ON THE STORY ITSELF, BUT I HAVE GROWN RELATIVES IN THE ROOM WHO WOULD TAKE POORLY TO ME READING PORN ON THEIR COMPUTERS OMFG AND I COULD ONLY SKIM IT BUT

OMFG

Clearly, I need to take more extended stays in the 13 hour timezone difference. CLEARLY.

Because OMFG. Bush/Hammond porn in the hold with the signal. ANd it's so brilliantly written, with Hammond's POV for the first time, and the idea of Bush -- I STARTED TO TYPE STEFAN -- the idea of Bush's POV for the second. And that last line. Willing and available. And OMFG. How Bush watches for that moment of weakness from Hornblower, and how he wants weakness from Hammond.

Signals. And the stuff about the rain. And Hammond being tired. And oh my GOD, fingerfucking in the hold and Hammond making teethmarks on his own hand and OH MY GOD.

Why won't you write more often? WHY?

[phantomsangel]

AHAHAHA. You're really too kind. Too nice. And I'm so glad you enjoyed it, even if it was a skimming. Read it when there are no aunties or uncles in the room and THEN let me know what you think. Mwuhahaha.

AND I ALMOST DIDN'T WRITE THIS AT ALL BECAUSE I COULDN'T PICK YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOU BETA IT AND.

Why won't you write more often? WHY?

Because then that leaves you to write it. :DD

[quigonejinn]

WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT MY WRITING WHEN YOU HAVE BUSH CHANGING HIS SHIRT, CASUALLY, BEFORE HE FUCKS THE MIDDIE? I MEAN. HONESTLY.

I see coconuts and think of you.l <3

[phantomsangel]

BECAUSE YOU'RE SUCH A BETTER WRITER AND YOUR'S WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE 10X DIRTIER AND GOTTEN 45 RESPONSES. *FLAILS*

AHAHA. AND IT'S SOMETHING BUSH WOULD SO TOTALLY DO.

Coconuts....I miss you and the Islands and the little Rocking Tavern Room!!!!! COME BACK NOW