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OK, so I saw the tail end of the Corey Haim True Hollywood Story this past weekend. And when Cory Feldman comes off looking like the sane, rehabilitated friend who Haim can go to for help, there is something REALLY wrong in the situation. At one point, E! shows this interview Haim did (specifically for the True Hollywood Story, mind you), where he is COMPLETELY NONSENSICAL. He strings together a number of nonsense syllables, thinking they actually form an answer to the question being asked. It's sad, but I'm a terrible person, because I laughed out loud.
Apparently Corey has been nonsensical for years now. Coke, pills, whatever his current addiction of choice, this boy is in some serious denial about his place in Hollywood and his personal life.
Cory Haim was also married to Vanessa Marcil at a very young age. Vanessa Marcil is now marrying Brian Austin Green. Brian Austin Green used to date Tiffani Amber Thiessen. Tiffani Amber Thiessen is now marrying Richard Ruccalo, from Two Guys, a Girl, a Pizza Place, a Bishop, a Baker, and a Candlestick Maker. The other guy in said long-windedly-titled sitcom played Billy, the annoying little Nirvana-aping slacker freshman from Nickelodeon's renowned series Fifteen, a gem of early nineties television if there ever was one. This is one of my favorite games to play. "Connect the has-beens!"
Apparently Corey has been nonsensical for years now. Coke, pills, whatever his current addiction of choice, this boy is in some serious denial about his place in Hollywood and his personal life.
Cory Haim was also married to Vanessa Marcil at a very young age. Vanessa Marcil is now marrying Brian Austin Green. Brian Austin Green used to date Tiffani Amber Thiessen. Tiffani Amber Thiessen is now marrying Richard Ruccalo, from Two Guys, a Girl, a Pizza Place, a Bishop, a Baker, and a Candlestick Maker. The other guy in said long-windedly-titled sitcom played Billy, the annoying little Nirvana-aping slacker freshman from Nickelodeon's renowned series Fifteen, a gem of early nineties television if there ever was one. This is one of my favorite games to play. "Connect the has-beens!"