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phairis Feb 08, 2008 10:44

IS IT THAT TIME ALREADY? I've had so much going on of late (some of which I'll tell you about soon) that I lost track of the calendar. My least favorite holiday is almost upon us. Even the Attorney General would freely classify some of the things my relatives do to a turkey as torture under the Geneva Conventions. If you see me on the street that's ( Read more... )

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phairis Sep 19, 2007 23:12

Tick-tock, Clarice......

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phairis Aug 31, 2007 20:06

"How religious can you be if you're pregnant?"

quotes

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phairis Jul 08, 2007 21:27

I know I'm posting way too much and it's annoying, but ohwell ( Read more... )

Cookies if you get the reference

phairis Mar 12, 2007 21:38

Bah da buh-buh-bah buh buh buhhh
bah da buh-buh-bah buh buh buhhh

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phairis Feb 05, 2007 18:46

Fuck the banks.

"The weather isn't nice, we're going to be closed today."

Yeah, because the weather means I don't have to pay my bills. The weather means I don't have to put gas in my car.

Fuck you fuckers.

angry

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phairis Jan 31, 2007 18:56

http://www.idrewthis.org/d/20070116.html

Thanks, ytsedude

phairis Jan 16, 2007 19:22

I may have to register as a Democrat, just so I can vote for him in the Primaries.

As seen here.

politics

Oh those silly Finns...

phairis Dec 13, 2006 21:37

take the suicide taxi to the cyanide stooooore