an open letter to the world

[phaballa]

Dear World (but mostly just LJ)-

I haven't checked my flist in a few days, and apparently that was cue for you to all jump on the Crazy Train with a one-way ticket to CrazyTown, located just south of LazyTown and all those scary plastic people/singing pedos with plastic mustaches. Seriously, world. What the fuck.

Comments

[misskittye]

Okay... so much here. I'll skip over Adam because he's not my battle.

1. Venture Brothers is AMAZING and Dr. Girlfriend is MY HERO. I reference the show constantly and it feels like NO ONE IN THE WORLD GETS IT. ::sighs::

2. I saw the Twilight thing and laughed forever that Miley and I agree on it. But where did she call Nick Jonas gay? Why is she suddenly trying to make me love her?

3. I really don't understand why "LazyTown" got renewed so many times. Doesn't it make everyone uncomfortable?

4. When does the Lady GaGa/Britney video happen?

[phaballa]

1) OMG YAY I'm so excited that someone else has seen this show. It's amazing. 24 is like my favorite character, just for his ridiculous voice saying, "Who even talks like thaaat??"

2) So, she was doing a performance a few days ago (or maybe like a week ago, I dunno, my time is all messed up) and instead of singing, "You're vain, your games, you're insecure / you love me, you love her" she sang, "You're vain, you're gay, you're insecure..." and now people are all, OMG calling things gay is BAD. Except when those things are Nick Jonas, and she's saying he wants to do guys, which... is pretty freaking gay :P

3) LazyTown scares the shit out of me.

4) OMG. It needs to happen NOW. I think I would die happy if I could see a Gaga/Bitsy collaboration!!

[boomingvoice]

HI! I missed you! Why do unicorns kill ponies? They are imaginary!

[phaballa]

[roga]

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS D:

[phaballa]

It is UNICORN: Destroyer of Ponies!!

[denitta]

Venture Bros. <3

And Dr Girlfriend I guess is Dr. Wife now or something.

[phaballa]

She's Mrs. Dr. the Monarch!

[phillyfilly]

What is UP? I'm just traveling through on the Crazy Train, on my way to La La Land. There they have cookies, unicorns and ponies fighting ninja-style and everyone wears (and more importantly - is able to walk in) those fierce McQueen shoes. You should totes stop by! Kisses!

[phaballa]

La La Land is way better than both CrazyTown AND LazyTown. I want to go to there.

[mistresscurvy]

Seriously, thank you for your comments about the whole Out thing, because I've been caught up in the meta and the discussion and all this shit, and I forget how people who are not in the discussion AS IT'S HAPPENING are not going to view it the same way. I agree so hard with all your points, and your post actually brought back a lot of my squee about the album, which is seriously fucking amazing and oh by the way gayer than a man having sex with another man. It can be so easy to lose sight of the fandom bubble. People need to chill the fuck out, and that includes me sometimes. So thanks.

[phaballa]

Hey, cheers :) I just downloaded the album but haven't gotten to listen yet, and I am so excited I could puke!! I want to buy the deluxe version but I need to get paid first... maybe I'll just bite the bullet and buy it. Adam's first week sales deserve to be awesome :)

And yeah, the Bubble is hard. I think actually, you know, being a Britney fan helps me a lot in these situations, because every day someone says something awful about her or whatever, and you just learn to roll your eyes and be like, "Inappropriate, dude, but your opinion matters to me about as much as mine does to you."