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Fic: Gorgeous | popslash | US5 | richie/jay

Apr 29, 2008 10:41

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, the wonderful and lovely wistful_fever brought to my attention a little boyband called US5. And because it is her birthday today, I decided to try my hand at some US5 fic in her honor. For those of you who have no idea who I'm talking about, a) you're lucky and b) here's a handy primer for your edification.

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popslash, rps, now everybody dance, fic, going to hell

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bououou April 29 2008, 17:17:34 UTC

I have no idea which one is which. But I read it anyway and wow!
I always think like that: "I doesn't mean anything."

God, YAY FOR NEW FANDOM!!!
Those guys deserve a fandom, if only just for the hotness. (À la Jared/Jensen ;P)

phaballa April 29 2008, 17:50:45 UTC

This is Richie:

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bououou April 29 2008, 23:41:55 UTC

I had Richie and Jay right! :p But then there was that picture above the fic...

phaballa April 29 2008, 23:51:15 UTC

That's still Richie and Jay! It's an early pic... so Richie is like, an infant.

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seaoflosttime April 29 2008, 20:02:49 UTC

This is the ultimate proof that i'll read anything you write. That Richie guy is gorgeous indeed. So is this story.

Btw- i loved Richie's excuse for "not getting a blowjob"

...and then my zipper broke, and my pants fell down, and i asked Jay to fix it, and he said he knew a trick for fixing pants with a little bit of spit and cum..

phaballa April 29 2008, 21:04:16 UTC

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Thank you! Oh, Richie. I found like, a whole interview with him explaining the bathroom blojobbery, and he tries to say that the picture is actually of Jay bending down to pick him up. Uh, and that he doesn't have a shirt on because he vomitted on it. Although in the picture:

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seaoflosttime April 29 2008, 21:41:12 UTC

heard the interview, and the kid was so ardent on finding an excuse, I felt kinda bad for him...if he would have just gone: "yeah sure he gave me a blow job" he could have actually brushed it off.. it's a shame that in today's world it's a bigger scandal to get a blowjob from a guy than getting so shitfaced you can't stand up on your own.

two things I need to point out:
1. in the picture above (the one in the bathroom) it looks like there's a dick coming out of the wall.
2. in the first picture you've posted here http://phaballa.livejournal.com/326306.html. jay's wearing a fake tennis bracelet which I find reminiscent of an earlier JC style.

phaballa April 29 2008, 21:45:35 UTC

Wow, it DOES look like a dick coming out of the wall. Probably it's not though, since that's the back wall. Unless they make toilets very differently in Germany!

I know, I wish he'd just say, "Yeah, blowjob." Although you know... that would out TWO of them. I have to wonder why no one is asking Jay why he's going around giving blowjobs to his underaged bandmates. But I think also a lot of it has to do with a) his image as a teen idol and b) his parents being very very Catholic and conservative.

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kira_j April 29 2008, 20:25:42 UTC

this is the first US5 slash fic i've seen in english (i saw some on a german messageboard somewhere a couple years ago), so go you! in fifty years time when people are writing a history of slash, you'll attributed the blame honor of bringing it to the masses.

phaballa April 29 2008, 21:05:50 UTC

Ahaha. Possibly! I know wistful_fever has like, 10 pages of US5 fic somewhere, but she never sent it to me!! BOO. More people should write it. They are so much more ridiculous than is ever necessary.

mikhale April 29 2008, 20:40:37 UTC

OMG. YES PLEASE. *sighs* God, I miss popslash so much.

phaballa April 29 2008, 21:06:33 UTC

Did you leave?? What wrong with you? Popslash is AWESOMENESS :P

wistful_fever April 30 2008, 12:16:49 UTC

OK, so it's like this, I LOVE YOU. I actually had a terrible bad no-good rotten b-day, so returning to something like this was pure wonderful. And I haven't forgotten them, I swear! There are just so many shiny toys in this sandbox of life, and I'm likely to get distracted when there isn't a whole lot out there to feed my interest.

This? Was awesome. And REAL. I love Jay is that sort of unreachable idol for Richie, because that's exactly how I see it.

And I feel like you deserve some kind of payment in kind, so in just a moment I will comment what I kept of that terrible fic to you. Coming right up. Um, but it's really bad. I'm no writer. Okay. As long as we have that clear.

phaballa April 30 2008, 13:34:50 UTC

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I'm happy it made your day a little better!! I have short bursts of time in which I go on US5 frenzies and watch a bunch of random footage on youtube. I am constantly amazed that Richie could possibly get ever gayer. Just when I think he's as gay as he could be, he goes and outgays himself. His new hair is RIDICULOUS. Like, Nick Carter levels of ridiculous. WIN.

EEEeee!! FIC!!