Fic: Gorgeous | popslash | US5 | richie/jay

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A long time ago in a galaxy far, far, away, the wonderful and lovely wistful_fever brought to my attention a little boyband called US5. And because it is her birthday today, I decided to try my hand at some US5 fic in her honor. For those of you who have no idea who I'm talking about, a) you're lucky and b) here's a handy primer for your edification.

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This is Richie:



Isn't he adorable? And this is Jay:



Jay maybe gave Richie a blowjob in the bathroom at a club. There are pictures. But Richie has a long, denial-filled explanation about throwing up on himself and that's why he had to take his shirt off and Jay was bending down to pick him up, not sucking his dick. *cough*

This is Chris:



He is also adorable. He's shy.

And this is Izzy:



He used to have dreads. Now he has this:



He also has one of AJ's tattoos. They really LOVE Backstreet.

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I had Richie and Jay right! :p But then there was that picture above the fic...

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That's still Richie and Jay! It's an early pic... so Richie is like, an infant.

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What is it with wikipedia stating a change from Mikel to Vincent?

And Richi reminds me of Aaron carter in this pic. But then I don't know anything about Aaron...

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Oh, Mikel left the band to go solo.

...yeah. For REAL. I have no idea what he was thinking. They auditioned people and Vincent joined the band. I don't really like Vincent. He's a baby. I try to ignore his existence.

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Yeah, it says he was born in 1992! 92!!!
That's like, still a foetus...
I'm not even sure I'm suppose to find people born that year hot.

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He's a kid, he's not hot. I haven't seen him dance yet, either... I think they have a new video out that's not a ballad, so I should look and see.

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If you have a link... I'll be glad to take it! XD

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Richie's hair is crazy anime! And I like Jay's talking part, and that he's wearing a shirt that says Rich Boy on it. At first I thought it said Bitch Boy, which would've been way cooler :P

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Thanks!
That's a cool clip. And a bitch boy t-shirt would be major FTW.

And is it wrong that I already have a favorite?

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NO, tell me which!!

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Jay, with Chris close second. But really it's just a first judgement based only on their physic. ;D

And Jay has extra point for being british.

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I was just watching this:

And telling someone that Jay's accent is the best thing ever and I want him to always speak English. He speaks German a lot of times because they're mostly on TV in Germany. SIGH.

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GUGH! I need to find more videos where he speaks english!

I prefer Richie with crazy anime Hair. It's annoying in front of his eye. But he's still so cute.

Why isn't there a pop festival around here? *damn*

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I need to find some new group pics. New guy looks disturbingly like Richie. But with brown hair. Then again, he's only in the video for about three seconds, so it's hard to tell.

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I feel like they're not getting a good response to New Boy. Also because he's like TEN. Okay, 15. But still. Too young.