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Ficlet: JC Gets Lanced, Sort Of | popslash

Mar 25, 2008 14:26

JC Gets Lanced, Sort Of

Fandom: popslash
Rating: Adultish
Comments: Written because yes. Because I keep wondering what Lance thinks of all the OMG JC IS GAY rumors, and so I decided to write a little something-something about that.

( The next time it happened-Lance calling, not the phone sex thing-JC knew that Lance didn't want to hear about any of the hot mamis he'd hooked up with recently, but he still wasn't exactly clear on what Lance meant. )

popslash, lance is gay, fic, jc is made of failcats

Comments 42

trumpeterofdoom March 25 2008, 19:36:39 UTC

Oh JC. Someone please buy him a clue.

phaballa March 25 2008, 20:52:04 UTC

Lance should enlist AJ to help out with the clue-getting. Except then JC will probably just end up wearing dresses.

theatervine March 26 2008, 03:41:34 UTC

And lots of eyeliner. And Henna tatoos. Did I mention eyeliner?

llamabitchyo March 25 2008, 20:21:28 UTC

*loves you*

JC frowned at the phone and tossed it aside, shrugged, and kept stroking his dick, because now that he was hard, he wasn't going to waste it.

He's still at the stiff-breeze phase, isn't he?

What if I meet a really hot alien of undeterminable gender?

YES.

phaballa March 25 2008, 20:52:51 UTC

And then what if the really hot alien(s) got him pregnant and there were tentacles scratching!

lily_liedtome March 25 2008, 21:09:22 UTC

I'm so glad you actually wrote this! *hearts*

phaballa March 25 2008, 22:37:06 UTC

Haha. Yeah well, what else should I have been doing in the hour after lunch? :P

why_me_why_not March 25 2008, 21:22:01 UTC

lmao! Oh, Andrea! *loves* I love JC being all oblivious and Lance getting all frustrated.

"I mean, like, why limit myself to two genders? What if I meet a really hot alien of undeterminable gender? I'm not gonna be like, 'Sorry alien person, but I only do humans.' That would be totally rude." Best Line EVER.

phaballa March 25 2008, 22:37:37 UTC

Don't be so mamalian!!

digital_diva March 25 2008, 21:40:58 UTC

Bahahahaha! That was fantastic!

phaballa March 25 2008, 22:38:01 UTC

Thanks! It totally happened :P