Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack), Part 1

[phaballa]

I just have to point out that y'all are insane. Part one of the crack drabbles.

Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack)

Fandoms: CWRPS, popslash, SPN, and every crossover in between
Ratings: Sex, drugs, and POP
Comments: Y'all are insane. Some of these are from the Project Mayhem 'Verse, ie Dirty Pop: The Worst Case Scenario Guide to Surviving A

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[__rini]

For a minute Chris suspects foul play, like Lance thought maybe "JC is possessed" was actually code for "send me some manwhores,"

HAAHAHAH love.

[phaballa]

Heee thanks!

[arabella_hope]

You seriously win. Justin Timbergoat...best. crack. ever.

[phaballa]

Eee thank you!

[bbrownsugar]

"Um, okay dude. What are you smoking, yo?"

"Pot. But like, that's not even. Look. This'll go better if you just give up the bandana, and then I don't have to kick your ass. I'm the bad one."

ROTFLMAO!!!! you're already killin' me here.

but even if Timberlake isn't actually a goat, he totally looks like one and he definitely sounds like one, so it's all good, because if there's one person Chad can actually beat in a dance off, it's Justin Timbergoat. Goatlake. Whatever.

I can't breathe!!!!

Chad glares at him. Doesn't he understand that Chad has to do this for the safety of all girl-kind?

"Man, I don't even fucking know," says Jensen. "The lamp post, I think?"

*wheezing*

"What?" Lance smiles slyly. "I was possessed!"

Isn't that convenient...

This, is going in my memories. I'll need a good laugh down the road, I'm certain.

[phaballa]

Hee thank you! Glad you liked the um, Timbergoatness. I wasn't sure I adequately portrayed the scene in my head :P

[madame_d]

*chokes on tea, snorffles through the nose, and cannot.stop.laughing*

Ohmygod. You've GOT to share your crack because all this is BRILLIANT!!!

The Chad/Justin dance off bandana battle of doom is all madame_d's fault.

Just for the record, I would like to point out that I did NOT request that ficlet. But! I love the ending! I love what you'd done with it!

He thinks he's the next Paula Abdul or something, only without the pain medication and the tendency to clap like a seal. But really, he's not.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW did he wind up in a boyband? ROFL

"Well at least I never made it with Justin Timberlake!" which would totally trump Chad's whole, "Well at least I never blew Christian Kane!" argument, because Kane might be evil, but he's just normal evil, not like, magic evil.

That is awesome!!!

"Maybe I shouldn't have roofied his drink," says Mike

*cracks up anew* I was just watching that movie!!!

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Jared taunting Justin? Like shooting fish in a freaking barrel. Heeee!

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"I know a guy," says Lance. "I need to make some

[phaballa]

But see. See it's your fault for not saying, "Andrea, that is crazy and ridiculous and should never ever be written!" instead of totally encouraging me!

Man, I love Lance so much. He totally knows manwhores. And he would totally send them to Justin's house just to fuck with him. It'd be all:

LB: Oh, you said JC's *posessed*? I though you said, "Send manwhores!"

JT: Dude, they don't even sound the same.

LB: Don't be silly. I'm pretty sure they rhyme. I know, let's ask JC.

Ahem, anyway. And YAY I am glad you liked the last one, I thought it was nice :) I haven't written schmoopy in a while, so. It's like, here, have some dessert wine with your vial of crack.

[madame_d]

See it's your fault for not saying, "Andrea, that is crazy and ridiculous and should never ever be written!" instead of totally encouraging me!

You remember the part where I come from popslash, where people write animal!fic and gender-benders and body-swaps and other crazy shit for no good reason whatsoever, unlike, say, Supernatural fandom that gets to play with spells and urban legends and other excusable crazy stuff.

Dude, this is crazy and I love it! :D

LB: Don't be silly. I'm pretty sure they rhyme. I know, let's ask JC.

I think that before, one of the reasons why Lance and Justin were on separate busses is because Lance had way too much fun by fucking with Justin. Just because he could. And because Justin's so fucking earnest and took everything so fucking seriously, and totally overreacted to everything, for his favourite sparkly bandana being put on Dirk (Lance's ferret) so his sparkly sweatpants suddenly being found on the ceiling.

...

Or, you know, something.

And however much I enjoy the crazy crack, sweet (real) J

[phaballa]

I was talking to you and I realized, Wow, I don't have a Lance icon. And then I had to make one.

Lance totally fucks with people. I want to know why the other guys say he's the biggest liar. Oh, Leno. How could you NOT ask a follow up question to that??

[mijmeraar]

every time, in the sodium wash of the lamp lights, gloved hands slipping against each other, hot breath against his neck and it's almost. Almost like coming home.

Oh, the love. Gets me every time. That's gorgeous, the length allows enough room to know and yet to wonder and. I love the J2. Thanks =)

[phaballa]

Cheers :) Glad you liked it!