Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack), Part 1

[phaballa]

I just have to point out that y'all are insane. Part one of the crack drabbles.

Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack)

Fandoms: CWRPS, popslash, SPN, and every crossover in between
Ratings: Sex, drugs, and POP
Comments: Y'all are insane. Some of these are from the Project Mayhem 'Verse, ie Dirty Pop: The Worst Case Scenario Guide to Surviving A

Comments

[madame_d]

*chokes on tea, snorffles through the nose, and cannot.stop.laughing*

Ohmygod. You've GOT to share your crack because all this is BRILLIANT!!!

The Chad/Justin dance off bandana battle of doom is all madame_d's fault.

Just for the record, I would like to point out that I did NOT request that ficlet. But! I love the ending! I love what you'd done with it!

He thinks he's the next Paula Abdul or something, only without the pain medication and the tendency to clap like a seal. But really, he's not.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! HOW did he wind up in a boyband? ROFL

"Well at least I never made it with Justin Timberlake!" which would totally trump Chad's whole, "Well at least I never blew Christian Kane!" argument, because Kane might be evil, but he's just normal evil, not like, magic evil.

That is awesome!!!

"Maybe I shouldn't have roofied his drink," says Mike

*cracks up anew* I was just watching that movie!!!

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Jared taunting Justin? Like shooting fish in a freaking barrel. Heeee!

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"I know a guy," says Lance. "I need to make some calls."

*♥ on Lance* Of course he knows a guy.

MANWHORES!!!!

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*twitches and giggles hysterically*

"He'll get along well with Justin then," says Lance, and they smile at each other like they're sharing some big secret

Ooooh, I love your Lance; he's my favourite, all competent and snarky and all-together and friends with mawhores hot ghostbusters...

"Sorry," Lance mutters, letting go of Sam, who looks shell-shocked, and like he sort of wishes Lance didn't stop. "What?" Lance smiles slyly. "I was possessed!"

... and lying with equanimity like butter wouldn't melt in his mouth. So.much.LOVE!!!

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gloved hands slipping against each other, hot breath against his neck and it's almost. Almost like coming home.

That is absolutely gorgeous. I love the beauty of the scene you paint, the snowflakes and the quiet and just. Awww. Kissage.

[phaballa]

But see. See it's your fault for not saying, "Andrea, that is crazy and ridiculous and should never ever be written!" instead of totally encouraging me!

Man, I love Lance so much. He totally knows manwhores. And he would totally send them to Justin's house just to fuck with him. It'd be all:

LB: Oh, you said JC's *posessed*? I though you said, "Send manwhores!"

JT: Dude, they don't even sound the same.

LB: Don't be silly. I'm pretty sure they rhyme. I know, let's ask JC.

Ahem, anyway. And YAY I am glad you liked the last one, I thought it was nice :) I haven't written schmoopy in a while, so. It's like, here, have some dessert wine with your vial of crack.

[madame_d]

See it's your fault for not saying, "Andrea, that is crazy and ridiculous and should never ever be written!" instead of totally encouraging me!

You remember the part where I come from popslash, where people write animal!fic and gender-benders and body-swaps and other crazy shit for no good reason whatsoever, unlike, say, Supernatural fandom that gets to play with spells and urban legends and other excusable crazy stuff.

Dude, this is crazy and I love it! :D

LB: Don't be silly. I'm pretty sure they rhyme. I know, let's ask JC.

I think that before, one of the reasons why Lance and Justin were on separate busses is because Lance had way too much fun by fucking with Justin. Just because he could. And because Justin's so fucking earnest and took everything so fucking seriously, and totally overreacted to everything, for his favourite sparkly bandana being put on Dirk (Lance's ferret) so his sparkly sweatpants suddenly being found on the ceiling.

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Or, you know, something.

And however much I enjoy the crazy crack, sweet (real) J2 is always nice. *smishes them together*

[phaballa]

I was talking to you and I realized, Wow, I don't have a Lance icon. And then I had to make one.

Lance totally fucks with people. I want to know why the other guys say he's the biggest liar. Oh, Leno. How could you NOT ask a follow up question to that??

[madame_d]

Wow, I don't have a Lance icon

Lance!icons are very important. *nods*

why the other guys say he's the biggest liar.

Haha! And he was all innocent, like, 'Who, me?'

He's the biggest liar because, up till recently, he had the biggest secret to hide?

[phaballa]

Maaaybe. But I dunno, it seems like there's more to that story than just, "Oh he's gay" because it's not like we all didn't KNOW.