Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack), Part 1

[phaballa]

I just have to point out that y'all are insane. Part one of the crack drabbles.

Various Drabbles in the Key of C(rack)

Fandoms: CWRPS, popslash, SPN, and every crossover in between
Ratings: Sex, drugs, and POP
Comments: Y'all are insane. Some of these are from the Project Mayhem 'Verse, ie Dirty Pop: The Worst Case Scenario Guide to Surviving A

Comments

[altiloquent]

OMG I LOVE YOU.

For a minute Chris suspects foul play, like Lance thought maybe "JC is possessed" was actually code for "send me some manwhores," but then the short one (ha! Short! Because they are both frigging giants) strolls in like he owns the place and wants to know where they're keeping "the victim," which Chris really doesn't like because it sounds like JC's going to show up on whatever the supernatural version of a milk carton is-grape kool aid maybe.

I literally spit my tea when I read that. SEND ME MANWHORES. A+

[phaballa]

I think we could all use a little manwhore love. FOR SERIOUS, omg.

Although dude. I am so bad at writing SamnDean it is not even funny. I just can't do it. It makes me cry.

[altiloquent]

I have faith that you can do it through the tears. Make it vague gen, whatever you have to. I BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF ANDREA.

[phaballa]

I just can't get their voices right. Maybe I need to rewatch SPN over and over again until I get it right :P

[stellamira]

Whee, Lance/Sam! Lance has always had good taste.

[phaballa]

Yours was like a gillion times better :P But you know Lance would be all over that. Sam is like a prettier, younger version of Reichen.

[stellamira]

Yours was like a gillion times better

Aw, thank you. I didn't even remember you'd read that, but I just saw your comment again. Oh, and there was more of it, by the way.

Sam is like a prettier, younger version of just about anyone.

[phaballa]

More?? Where???!!

[lazy_daze]

lsdjhfljhfjdhf god, I am dead, and waking up my sister laughing. WOOO MANWHORES. Also, DANCE OFF. I love you.

[phaballa]

Manwhores for the WIN!!!

[mf_luder_xf]

"send me manwhores"

HOLY FUCK. HILARIOUS. I am dying here. No one writes crack!fic like you. And Chad totally dancing by himself for a magic bandanna. LOL I love you. Officially.

[phaballa]

Hee thank you! Yours is coming, I swear. Well, not so much coming as in written, but... :P

[onthehillside]

The return of the bedazzled bandana! I miss that thing. Though not the cornrows that went with it. Anyway, A+ crack!

Also, I kept thinking there was something off about Justin in those J.C. pictures, but I couldn't put my finger on it. Go you! I really hope it's not coke, man, because there is no reason for that boy to be anymore high-strung than he already is. He's like a goddamn chihuahua.

[phaballa]

It's probably just pot, but whatever he was on, he was totally wasted. I'm shocked that he let people take pictures of him looking so obviously stoned. Shocked and amused. Heeee.

[onthehillside]

Pot is good. Mmmmm, pot. :D