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pforte

The Twilight Parody

Aug 21, 2008 21:26

Title: Forever and ever and ever
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/Edward
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For all books and lots of badfic on ffnet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. The Twilight universe was created by Stephenie Meyer and consequently belongs to her. Numerous references to other literary works and pop culture are not mine, either. No ( Read more... )

bella/edward, twilight

Comments 71

kremlindusk August 22 2008, 21:19:43 UTC

Hey, someone recced you on the comments on rawles's LJ. Good stuff! I lolled muchly.

Bella realized only then that she was sitting on the couch in the Cullens’ living room and that Edward had been holding her hand the entire time.

OMG, I am so glad I'm not the only person who was confused about where people were at times during the book. I was like, "Who, what? Why are they there now? I thought they were walking TO the woods, and now they're in the house...?" Oh man, that book... sucks. :P

Thanks for the laughs! :D

pforte August 23 2008, 16:35:53 UTC

Awesome, I was rec'ed. :D Thanks a lot for reading.

mllesinistre August 22 2008, 21:31:40 UTC

“That’s right. I’m just beating a dead horse here because there needs to be a moral dilemma. And, you know, you chose wrong anyway, so I’m like totally justified.”

LOL You're a genius! Totally loved every word of this. :)

pforte August 23 2008, 16:36:16 UTC

Thanks so much. I'm glad you liked it. :)

slicvic321 August 22 2008, 23:33:33 UTC

haha! this was brilliant!

“Oh right, we cancelled that story line due to popular demand"
"what do you guys think of Renella and Isesme"
"Phil had broken his little toe and thus she couldn’t leave his side to appear at her only daughter’s wedding"
ROFL!!!!!

pforte August 23 2008, 16:36:38 UTC

Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it.

bipolarbella August 23 2008, 17:17:50 UTC

"Not that she recognized herself but if this wasn’t a window with a naked supermodel on the other side, she was stunning. She dazzled herself."
I really laughed at that part. It always seems to be present in bella-gets-changed fics.
And then...
“It could be worse. Imagine he had imprinted on your daughter." [...] “Oh right, we cancelled that story line due to popular demand." If only.
Nice job ;]

pforte August 24 2008, 17:22:03 UTC

Thank you so much. I can tell you, it felt good to get it all off my chest. *lol*

adora_avis August 23 2008, 19:21:06 UTC

“Oh,” made Bella. “But how did we get here?”

“The three Ds: destination, determination and deliberation.”

:D :D :D

This is great. I'm actually laughing out loud and my family is staring at me.

pforte August 24 2008, 17:23:02 UTC

As long as it wasn't Edward Cullen. ;)

Thanks for reading and commenting.