The Twilight Parody

[pforte]

Title: Forever and ever and ever
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/Edward
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For all books and lots of badfic on ffnet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. The Twilight universe was created by Stephenie Meyer and consequently belongs to her. Numerous references to other literary works and pop culture are not mine, either. No

Comments

[susanbones111]

Hilarious. I loved the “The three Ds: destination, determination and deliberation.” line. I loved the little trademark symbols, the mad mathematical skills, the turkey dinner reference, and so much more. It went on and on with clever phrases. I don't know the story, although I have picked up pieces of it, but I enjoyed the parody.

[pforte]

After all these HP-Twilight comparisons, I had to have a HP reference. *lol* I'm glad you liked it.

[fgg_1]

OMG hilarious *iz ded*

[pforte]

Thanks a lot. :D

[dorkyhobbit]

But other than that and the strange appeal she had on every man between fourteen and forty she was absolutely and utterly normal.

Plus, she felt downright incomplete without a set of strong arms holding her up.

“I think I’m supposed to be sore,” Bella mumbled against his icy-cold neck. “But your, uhm, you know what was quite cool and soothing.”

L O L. OMG, I hate Twilight so freaking much! This was amazing :)

[eumelkeks]

Thanks. I thought the first three books had their cracktastic charm. BD was just too much and deserves to be mocked and stomped into the ground.

[lillbet]

I agree heartily with this sentiment. I wouldn't say this is a trilogy and ignore the last book's existence, because that would mean I care, but stomping the book into the ground... I might buy a copy just so I can do that literally. They're 40% off, at present, so that's totally feasible from an economic standpoint. Finding some ground, though, that's a toughie. :p

[haniie_x]

"Erm, you do like popsicles, yes?” Alice smirked. A few very long seconds later the penny dropped.

This sounds bad but, while in an exam might I add, I thought about SMeyer describing it like that. I nearly burst out laughing and I must have gone redder than ever + afterwards the exam officer came up and asked me what I found so funny gawdd reading twilight before an exam is never a good idea =D

Great fic, made me laugh a lot =D

[pforte]

Thanks a lot. :) I was a teensy bit disappointed that the issue of temperature wasn't addressed at all in BD. I mean, for three books she goes on and on about his icy-cold lips and chest and hands yadda yadda...

[songforevela]

Loved these lines:

“Bells,” he greeted her with a smirk. “I’m here to remind you of your Alternative Life™.

Bella heard the capital letters as clearly as if she had seen them.

“Erm, that’s nice of you...I suppose. But didn’t we do this already a few weeks ago?” she asked, confused.

“That’s right. I’m just beating a dead horse here because there needs to be a moral dilemma..."

So true, so true....

This fic is genius. Picks up on all of the silly things that make Twilight so melodramatic and BD so sadly like a bit of badfic.

Thanks for writing!

[pforte]

Thank you for reading and commenting!