The Twilight Parody

[pforte]

Title: Forever and ever and ever
Fandom: Twilight
Pairing: Bella/Edward
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: For all books and lots of badfic on ffnet.
Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight. The Twilight universe was created by Stephenie Meyer and consequently belongs to her. Numerous references to other literary works and pop culture are not mine, either. No

Comments

[azulskies]

omg, brb *dying*

this is amazing

seriously

it made my (crappy) day soooooooo much better

[pforte]

I'm glad it made you laugh. :D

[lillbet]

My pleasure. Seriously. :D

I've read this a thousand times and it still makes me LOL.

[eumelkeks]

You may or may not have noticed that I added a few things last night.

[lillbet]

*snrk* I did. I like the "Spies Like Us" reference, the pre-turning scene, etc. Very inspired. Perhaps it was Meyeresque of you and she, too, snuck some stuff in after her editors looked at it? ;)

[eumelkeks]

DID YOU JUST USE MEYERESQUE TO DESCRIBE MY SNEAKY STRATEGIES?

[andacus]

Dude, that was hilarious! Very very clever and some ingenious jokes. Extra points for the other fandom mentions. Thank you for writing this! :D

[pforte]

Heh, thanks. I'm happy that it worked for you. Being funny is srs bsns.

[andacus]

Being funny is hard. You excel. Be proud.

[pforte]

*iz proud*

[isis_uf]

andacus pointed me here and I'm really glad she did. I couldn't even get myself to read Breaking Dawn after having read the horrific spoilers. This, however, was sheer awesome. Great job. Parodies are a whole different kind of challenge than regular fanfic and you pulled it off exceedingly well. Super funny!

[eumelkeks]

Oh, she pimped me! ♥ I'm glad you enjoyed it, even if the book is a no-go. It is sort of tragic that I wrote these part pre-BD:

Edward couldn’t believe his luck. The beautiful girl beside him had said yes and now they were married. Edward and Bella Cullen. Well, Edward and Bella Masen. What’s in a name, he mused. No matter, she was his and nobody would ever take her from him. Until the last minute he had been afraid that she would back out but it had not even been necessary to pretend to be pregnant in order to make her say yes. Not that this was possible for vampires and male ones as such but Bella was such a bad liar that she believed everything, even that Jacob had run away

[andacus]

I did pimp you. You better fucking love me.

[eumelkeks]

HELP! HELP! I'M FEELING REPRESSED!

[heslunatic]

She would prefer having a thermal blanket - just in case

*rotfl*

I actually enjoyed this, surprisingly.

[pforte]

It's because everything is better, wittier and funnier when compared to the original. *rotfl*