The other night, around 12:30 am while I was walking home from the Pike/Pine corridor as I do almost every night, a man stopped me to ask for a cigarette. I gave him one and we parted ways. When I got to my door, I heard running footsteps and looked down the alleyway to see who was there. I didn't see anyone. I turned around to see the man I ( Read more... )

It may be unfair of me to say this, but I constantly feel like I'm getting ass raped by life.

I want a man with plump female breasts, female mind, and a large penis. Today's tarot cards hinted that I'm a closet lesbian. This massive crush I've got on a female coworker may also have something to do with that, but you can never be too certain with those stupid things. Emotions, that is. The cards also told me that I'd meet a catastrophic ( Read more... )

Gimme.


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Life is fucking good.

moving sucks.

Cute boys with curly hair EVERYWHERE!

50 Cent's new mixtape is off the fucking chain.

My dad sometimes runs into the fry cook I work with at the Chinese restaurant on Fridays. The old man speaks absolutely no English and is constantly teasing me for having tattoos and for not being able to speak Chinese well ( Read more... )

I picked up some outfits in LA for my boss, Tommy's kids from a shop in Chinatown. Apparently, Evan who is 3 loved his kung fu suit and was walking around all day yelling "We're CHINESE!"

I came into work today to find a card from Em, Tommy's wife, Evan and 10-month old Ellena.

Front of the card:

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