Styrofoam?

[petite_crayon]

I feel like I've been eating styrofoam. I spent the better part of last night trying to fall asleep while simultaniously trying not to puke all over my cat, who was sleeping beside my bed. I don't think I've ever fully appreciated the healing power of Alka-Seltzer until today. And now I'm living off of Saltine crackers and Ginger Ale. I blame you,

Comments

[bunnyoncrack]

AHHH!! I AM SOOOO SORRY MARCIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEEEEEL BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I MISS YOUU!!! SORRY FOR RAPING YOUR COMMENT BOX WITH SO MANY EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!

black parade valentines card!! ooh, i want one!! mwahaha, wait, does it have to be with credit card?

[bunnyoncrack]

just a heads up...you have less than 3 days to finish your fanfic!!! YOU CAN DO IT! I BELIEVE IN YOU!! I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT!!

[petite_crayon]

Yeah, it has to be with a credit card :(
Hahaha, I was just kidding Samira! (I blame Megan, muahaha)
Dammit, I was hoping you would forget about my craptastic attempt at writing. Fine, Fine. I'll try to finish it.
Key word: try.
-enter evil laughter here-

[bunnyoncrack]

crap, ah well...i shall become a pickpocket (is that right?)
aww, don't blame megan!! i think its a virus that's spreading. but it goes away in a day.
heehee. try harder!!! 'harder, faster, longer.' heh.
mwahahahahahahaha

oh, you're trying to make me jealous of your icon!! oh snaps! its oon!!!! i shall find a really sexy billie joe icon that your icons will bow down to. they will get on their knees and suck it!! mwahahaha

-runs off to find icon-

[petite_crayon]

Sarcasm, my friend.
I'M . . . TRYING . . . SO . . . HARD . . . OH! . . . jizz.

Sorry.

Psh, your icons will cry because my icons are a million times better than yours. Your icons are n00bs, too. I bet they haven't even passed level 5 on tetris.

[petite_crayon]

MEGAN! I'M A FAILURE!!!
Not because I haven't written your smexy Valentine's day fic, but because I can't type it up, so I might have to email it to you instead of giving it to you in person!!!

I know, you're probably wondering "MARCIA, YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER RIGHT NOW! WHY THE CRAP AREN'T YOU TYPING?!"

Well, because I thought writing a comment to my love on LJ would be a bit more appropriate than typing up a gay sexy-time fic that I wrote to send to all my friends if my parents ever come downstairs and randomly sneak up behind me to see what I'm doing like they do every so often.

But on the other hand, I MADE CUPCAKES!!

[neko_chan13]

Seriously, man. I gotta start fucking reading updates on those mofos again. I keep forgetting that they didn't tragically die/go into a coma/become seriosly injured in a car/helicoptor accident like the guy from blink-182.

And I'm buying you a goldfish for your birthday now. I bet you'll unintentionally pet it. Like, you sit back and read a note from Bob or someone, and when you bring your hand out to type something, it'll be soaking wet from the fish bowl and you'll fuck up your keyboard.

Umm...PUT THIS SHIT UNDER A DAMN LJ-CUT.