Styrofoam?
I feel like I've been eating styrofoam. I spent the better part of last night trying to fall asleep while simultaniously trying not to puke all over my cat, who was sleeping beside my bed. I don't think I've ever fully appreciated the healing power of Alka-Seltzer until today. And now I'm living off of Saltine crackers and Ginger Ale. I blame you, Samira ;)
On a completly different note, My Chemical Romance is offering a free Black Parade Valentine's Day card with every paid order in their store. I'm so stealing my sister's credit card to order something for myself . . .
GAH! This made me fall in love with Bob all over again . . .
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creepazoid 5000
posted by Bob on Jan 20, 2009 10:17pm
hi,
this is just a quick message to set it straight and let everyone know for sure about networking sites and mychem. we do not have personal myspace pages or facebook pages or anything like that. when you come across a profile that says it is us please do not believe it. i am just saying this because i keep having people tell me they talk to me on myspace. i have had some pretty in depth and totally false conversations i guess. it is so creepy that someone is pretending to be me, i hope they make me sound cool at least. rule of thumb... if the name is ray toro, frank iero, gerard way, mikey way, or bcbryar it is fake. you are probably talking to some old weirdo eating crackers and petting his goldfish.
we do have our band myspace, our twitter accounts, and our blog on our site. that is it. dont be fooled by creepazoids. if you have any of them as friends please send them this over and over and over.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0zj41czSeY
thank you.
have a nice day
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Katalyna, I'm so glad we don't own goldfish. I'm eating crackers right now, though. I'm scared.
And this one made me laugh hysterically . . .
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WTF...
posted by Gerard on Jan 18, 2009 11:22pm
-does a guy have to do to find some Frankenberry in the state of California?
Did they stop making it? Do they still make it and just don't ship it to Los Angeles?
Am I going to have to order some of Amazon?
Picture that for a minute...just close your eyes let your imagination bring this scenario to life...
A person, me, you, whoever- logging onto amazon, pulling out an actual credit card, inputing the exact numbers and the desired shipping address, possibly even selecting "Next-Day Air" to get some goddamned Frankenberry in a motherfuckin' cereal bowl.
I have searched several supermarkets in the last month and have not come across ANY of the cereal monsters. They always have Lucky Charms and all that other awesome sugar-shit but no F-Berry.
I don't even know how I even ended craving it in the first place, but I now have it strong.
F-berry.
***update***
I am just now learning that there are some people that live in California that have never even HEARD of Frankenberry. I mean I don't even know what to say about that...you've been deprived...I'm sorry.
Heres all you need to know-
It's cereal that tastes like "strawberry flavor" but it's not exactly "strawberry flavored".
It has marshmallows.
It gives you pink sugar-milk.
Frankenberry has a giant head and red nail-polish...and he has two friends (he used to have a third but Fruit Brute is a bit elusive) -
Heres a link...it's listed as a"Monster Trilogy" of cereal...like no shit...
http://www.amazon.com/Monster-Cereal-Trilogy/dp/B00152KJMG/ref=pd_bbs_sr...
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That totally reminds me of my cereal cravings. Every week I'm completly obsessed with one type of cereal, and if I try to eat any other kind it makes me nauseous. This week it's Cocoa Puffs.
Bob finds the funniest shit on youtube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxpugSXXa00
Everytime he posts something on the My Chem blog there's always about two or three youtube links in there. Does he just sit in front of his computer all day and just look for youtube videos? Nah, that's Mr. Dempsey. Although they both have cats . . .
Okay, I'm done spamming. Au revoir.