[Filtered Post -- MATT CANNOT HACK >O]

[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[nicotine_patch]

Highlighter yellow liquids are delicious.

[nicotine_patch]

........

[petit_shinigami]

It's small and smelly and he's really really tall.

[nicotine_patch]

...Are there bugs?

[petit_shinigami]

Probably. He should really wash his socks.

[nicotine_patch]

...It'll do.

He's still getting poisoned, though.

[petit_shinigami]

BUT. ER. WHAT IF PEOPLE THINK IT'S A REFLECTION ON YOUR COOKING? YOUR REPUTATION WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!!

[ihu_all]

ASKLDJFH I WASN'T TRYING TO UPSET HIM, HE GOT MAD OUT OF NOWHERE!

[petit_shinigami]

WELL APOLOGIZE TO HIM ALREADY.

[ihu_all]

SDJKFH FOR WHAT?!

[petit_shinigami]

FOR WALKING ON HIS HYDRANGEAS.

FOR UPSETTING HIM, YOU IDIOT!!!!

[ihu_all]

SLKDJHFSKJFH HE GOT UPSET FOR NO REASON!

[petit_shinigami]

MAYBE HE GOT IN A FIGHT WITH HIS FIANCEE OF 4 YEARS AND SHE RAN AWAY WITH HIS EYEBALL AND HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT IT, YOU DUMBASS.

[ihu_all]

DSKLJFHSKJFH WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW THAT?!

[petit_shinigami]

YOU SHOULD ALWAYS BE KIND AND CONSIDERATE OF OTHER'S PASTS, ICHIGO.

[ihu_all]

I DIDN'T KNOW IT HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH HIS PAST. SHUT UP ALREADY.