[Filtered Post -- MATT CANNOT HACK >O]

[petit_shinigami]

[Filtered to Mello, Badou, Haine, Itachi, Sirius, Renji, Alice, Edward, Cloud, and Ichigo but only because he gives her kisses 8|]

PEOPLE.So Mello and I went to Cafe Fancy Juice and Crumpets today to socialize as platonic acquaintances do and we decided that we were both geniuses and are going to throw Matt a surprise birthday party because he

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[nicotine_patch]

Highlighter yellow liquids are delicious.

[petit_shinigami]

What do you cook?

[nicotine_patch]

Oh, lots of shit. I really like doing seafood dishes and desserts. And anything with fresh fruits and vegetables, when I can fucking get my hands on them. We don't grow any underground, they're all imported.

[petit_shinigami]

skdjfhkjashf REALLY? YOU CAN COOK AND I'LL BAKE!

Well we're not underground here, so you can buy REAL things.

[nicotine_patch]

Uh, okay! What should I make?

REAL things? Do you have FIELDS? I've seen like, pictures of these kinda field things and like. ORCHARDS and shit.

[petit_shinigami]

ANYTHING YOU LIKE!

You've never seen a field? We have parks and everything!

[nicotine_patch]

Nkjdkjf but what does everyone else like?! Is anyone fucking allergic to anything?? Should I take fucking orders or-??

REALLY? Like. RIGHT BY YOUR HOUSE? Or do you have to drive to see them?

[petit_shinigami]

I'm pretty sure that everyone will like any type of food as long as it's edible. AND IF THEY'RE ALLERGIC THEY'LL SUCK IT UP.

Well you CAN drive to see them, but we mostly walk. We have a park about 10 minutes away from Ichigo's house. And Matt lives near us, so you can see it if you'd like!

[nicotine_patch]

I. I should still probably ask around! See what everyone prefers, or. I don't wanna fucking make something nobody likes, is all, I got real bad luck, knowing me..

Bkjnfjkkfdskdjjkf. Can we??

[petit_shinigami]

RELAX!! Everyone will love what you make. Matt and Mello are used to eating chips or something stupid, so they'll love it even if it tastes awful. Which I'm sure it won't!

Would you like to? There are swings and slides and everything!

[nicotine_patch]

Uhm, well. Sure. Okay. What are you making, so that I can make sure it kinda goes together?

KJkj If its not too much trouble, we've never seen- I mean, we GOT a dog park, but the grass is fucking synthetic, the dogs don't know whether to shit or WHAT and its just- uh-

[petit_shinigami]

I'm making cherry pie, Black Forest Cake, Red Velvet Cake, German Chocolate Cake, double fudge brownies, peanut butter cookies, chocolate pastries, strawberry danishes, lemon poppy seed muffins, lava cake, pecan pie, and truffles if I get around to them. I think Mello's buying a cake too.

Why would it be trouble? It's 10 minutes away at the MOST. And there are trees and flowers and REAL grass and you can fly a kite if it doesn't start snowing.

[ihu_all]

laskejfh and we're making all that TONIGHT?

[petit_shinigami]

IF BADOU DOESN'T COME AFTER YOUR HEAD. CAN YOU QUIT BEING A MORON AND UPSETTING THE PERSON WHO'S GOING TO BE COOKING THE REAL FOOD TOMORROW?

[nicotine_patch]

HE GETS POISON IN HIS.

[petit_shinigami]

PLEASE DON'T. I'LL JUST MAKE HIM SLEEP IN THE CLOSET.