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[petit_shinigami]

FREEDOM AT LAST!

I've escaped from that stupid Ichigo's at last. As if he wasn't bad enough, the red pineapple came to live with him and GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

WHERE IS MY NEE-SAN?!?!??!?!

I heard Ichigo saying she had left me for some DEMON who wants to DEFILE her. Since the IDIOT wouldn't do anything about, I-- THE BRAVE AND HEROIC KON-- decided

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[popcornlasers]

My, that's a great deal of unnecessarily large font you've used. I do feel your excitement, however. I've only recently managed to escape my own sort of confinement.

My name is Chadwick. And you are...?

[petit_shinigami]

I NEEDED TO EMPHASIZE THE TRAGEDY!!!!!

I am the BRAVE and HEROIC Kon!! Didn't you read the post???

[popcornlasers]

I'm not sure what tragedy has befallen you, to be quite honest. I believe I've heard the name of Ichigo pass between Matt and his chocolate-eating friend Mello, but I've no experience with the lad myself. Who is this "Nee-san"? What have you done to earn such a heroic title?

You don't appear to be human.

[petit_shinigami]

THE TRAGEDY IS THAT THE EVIL DEMON SPAWN KIDNAPPED NEE-SAN AND IS HOLDING HER CAPTIVE AGAINST HER WILL SOMEWHERE!!!!! NEE-SAN IS MY GODDESS. EVEN IF HER HILLS AREN'T AS WONDERFUL AS ORIHIME-CHAN'S!!! I, KON, AM FEARLESS AND HAVE COME TO RESCUE NEE-SAN. THAT'S WHAT I DID TO EARN MY TITLE!! And Ichigo is a moron.

I'm a mod soul.

[loyalfukutaicho]

.... o__o .....

[petit_shinigami]

A LOVELY LAAAAAAAAAADY.

CAN I HUG YOUR VALLEY OF THE GODDESSES?????!!!!

[loyalfukutaicho]

Er... what o__O?

[petit_shinigami]

I am in PAIN. Can I have a hug?!??!?! ;___________________;

[bananas_an]

I'm sure Rukia-san will appreciate you talking about the state of her virginity in huge font.

[petit_shinigami]

I AM ONLY PROTECTING NEE-SAN FROM THE DEMON SPAWN WHO WANTS TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER!!!!!!

DO YOU KNOW HER, THEN?!?!??!

[bananas_an]

Are you sure you aren't telegraphing some of your own thoughts, here?

A little. We talk about our big brothers a lot. ^_^

OOC: OMG I loooooooooooooove Kon! I know he's supposed to be comic relief, but I adore him!

[petit_shinigami]

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!??!?!

HER BIG BROTHER IS AN ASSHOLE WHO ALMOST GOT HER KILLED!!!!

[[OOC: HAHAHAHHAHA. Kon's amazing. XD]]

[kukujaku]

That is by far the ugliest formatting I have ever witnessed upon a livejournal post.

[petit_shinigami]

WHO ARE YOU CALLING UGLY, PEACOCK?!??!?!?

[kukujaku]

I wasn't calling anyone ugly, plushie. I was informing you that your html coding could use some toning down.

[petit_shinigami]

I AM NOT A PLUSHIE!! I AM A MOD SOUL, COME HERE SO I CAN KICK YOUR FACE IN!!!!!

MY CODING IS PERFECTLY FINE!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

Do you think you could go away?

[petit_shinigami]

WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO AWAY?!?!??!? THIS IS FREEEEEEEDOM!!!

[sexy_and_skorty]

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[petit_shinigami]

WHAT ARE YOU DOT DOT DOTTING AT ME FOR?!?!??!?!