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[petit_shinigami]

FREEDOM AT LAST!

I've escaped from that stupid Ichigo's at last. As if he wasn't bad enough, the red pineapple came to live with him and GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH.

WHERE IS MY NEE-SAN?!?!??!?!

I heard Ichigo saying she had left me for some DEMON who wants to DEFILE her. Since the IDIOT wouldn't do anything about, I-- THE BRAVE AND HEROIC KON-- decided

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[bananas_an]

I'm sure Rukia-san will appreciate you talking about the state of her virginity in huge font.

[petit_shinigami]

I AM ONLY PROTECTING NEE-SAN FROM THE DEMON SPAWN WHO WANTS TO HAVE HIS WAY WITH HER!!!!!!

DO YOU KNOW HER, THEN?!?!??!

[bananas_an]

Are you sure you aren't telegraphing some of your own thoughts, here?

A little. We talk about our big brothers a lot. ^_^

OOC: OMG I loooooooooooooove Kon! I know he's supposed to be comic relief, but I adore him!

[petit_shinigami]

WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!??!?!

HER BIG BROTHER IS AN ASSHOLE WHO ALMOST GOT HER KILLED!!!!

[[OOC: HAHAHAHHAHA. Kon's amazing. XD]]

[bananas_an]

Probably just what you think. Look, no girl wants people to speculate about stuff like that. It's embarrassing. And you act like she can't take care of herself. She's a shinigami. It's insulting!

Yes. We have lots in common because of the way our big brothers are...not that mine ever almost got me killed.

[petit_shinigami]

I WILL PROTECT NEE-SAN WITH EVERYTHING I HAVE, LITTLE GIRL!!!!

[bananas_an]

Don't make mean icons at me! I'm not going to hurt her. But I bet she'll be mad at you when she sees your post. Trying to help you out here.

[petit_shinigami]

NEE-SAN WILL BE THANKFUL THAT I AM TRYING TO PROTECT HER FROM THAT EVIL BRAINWASHING DEMON SPAWN!!!

[bananas_an]

I'm not so certain. Even if she appreciates your sentiments, she won't like that you implied she can't protect herself. Trust me on this one. My brother does that to me all the time.